Consumer Product Safety Commission recalls Segway

All of them.

Well, when it nearly killed George W. Bush, you'd expect some sort of response from the government...

Linky?

Regardless of the danger (heh), they''re fun as hell to ride.

okay more details, Rantage.

and recalls that essentially say, ""we''ve redesigned it so that even morons who never read directions or pay attention to a warning light blinking GET OFF OF ME AND RECHARGE THIS PUPPY"" can''t fall down and sue us into obscurity.

ahem.