.. and he's going to write down a book/biography. If the content/take on the world is only remotely close to his press conferences, it's a safe buy to me. And look what Operation Enduring Freedom has done to his hair colour!
More can be found at the BBC:
In brief interviews on Al-Arabiya and Abu Dhabi TV on Thursday, he said that he had surrendered himself to US forces, who had released him after questioning.
"Through some friends, I went to the Americans, to the people in charge, and an interview took place about a number of issues relating to my work," he said.
"After the interview, I was released."
But a spokesman for US forces in Iraq said they had never questioned Mr Sahhaf, let alone had him to release.
"The time is not yet ripe to say what happened. When history's ready, then we can talk about it," he said.
He refused to retract his wartime claims that Iraqi forces were "burning the Americans in their tanks", saying only that his reports came from "authentic sources - many authentic sources".