The Checkered Flag
During a drunken mishap at a NASCAR race, young Flynn Cartwright was exposed to the many hazardous chemicals found on pit road.
After waking from a wicked hangover, he realized his alcholism had steped up to an incrediable level whereby his existance required an even larger consumption of beer. Due to some unknown bio-chemical evolution within him, Flynn's body began to process the beer in incrediable ways allowing a constant film of slick grease covering his form, making him impossible to detain with any normal means.
With a thought, he is able to raise his body tempature to insane levels, allowing the grease on his body to set flame to any object he touches, and posseses the ability outrun any patrol car.
Dressed in fadded jeans with a Jeff Bodine shirt and proud of his bold black/white mullet ('buisness in the front, party in the back, ya'll'), the Checkered Flag is the protector of every mobile home campground for miles around Martinsville, VA.