Why God, why? - OJ Simpson

Oh God...

Someone, kill me.
I really think that our civilization is falling.

Dear god. I... it''s like Rome all over again.

The...Simpsons.....

We already know who shot Mr. Burns on this show.

We already know who shot Mr. Burns on this show.

If the glove doesn''t fit, you must acquit.

Actually, I think he''s guilty as sin.

I''d watch if it involved a lot of OJ getting beaten down by people he passes on the street, randomly shot at, crying himself to sleep at night, and then, like Kenny, dying in new and exciting ways every week. Otherwise, I''m with you guys.

""Oh my God, they killed OJ!""

""You saints!""

ESPN reports that OJ denies that he''s about to do a reality show (and we all know how well his denials hold water) but instead wants to be a news commentator.

You know, if Court TV hires him to cover the Scott Peterson trial, he''d be able to offer pretty revealing insights into what''s going on in that guy''s mind.