Favorite line from The Simpsons?

Ralph: "Me fail English? Thats unpossible!"

Homer: ""No TV, No Beer, makes Homer go something, something...!""
Marge: ""Crazy?""
Homer: ""Don''t mind if I do!""

Just about every word out of Mr. Scorpio''s mouth.

A few choice ones:

S:Homer, which do you like less? Italy or France?
H:France.
S: No one ever says Italy.

And my personal favorite,
S: SOMEBODY STOP HIM! HE''S SUPPOSED TO DIE!

Homer: Hey! Bush! Get down here!
Guard: ''Scuse me sir, where you goin?
Homer: I''m going to punch George Bush in the face.
Guard: Okay is he expecting you?

Announcer: Cypress Creek... a tale of one city.
Homer: Ah, lets watch something else.
Marge: Homer, you''re trying to talk us into moving to this place.
Homer: Oh yeah that''s right. Lets watch this.

Kid: I moved here from Canada and they think I''m slow eeeh?
Kid 2: I fell of the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Kid 3: I start fires!

Fidel Castro: They''re not so bad. They named a street after me in San Francisco.
*Aide whispers in his ear*
Fidel Castro: It''s full of what?

Bart: Hey if you want cool, check this out! (sings) Everybody if you can do the Bartman, shake your body turn it out if you can can. Do the Bartman yeah!
Ralph: That is so 1991.

Abe: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

Kodos: You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: The back seat of a Camaro, an aeroplane bathroom, a friends wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.

Homer: Alright, lets get our story straight for Marge and Maude. We were out buying them fabulous gifts.
Ned: What''s the occasion?
Homer: Because we love them, jackass. Anywho, we came out of Walmart, when suddenly one hundred spaceships..
Ned: Homer!
Homer: You''re right, you''re right. Fifty spaceships beamed us aboard. They gang probed you, while I discovered an invention that blew their heads up and saved America.
Ned: Uuh, do I have to be gang probed?
Homer: Would you rather tell Maude the truth?
Ned: :sigh: What do the aliens look like?
Homer: Well, I only saw them from the back, cause they were so busy gang probing you. Oh hello little birdies :birds attack: AAAH AAAH COVER YOUR EYES!

Tony Hawk: Hey! Blink 182!
Mark: We have names you know!
Tony Hawk: Whatever.. you can crank it up!
Tom: Dude, lets trash this place.
Travis: After we get paid.
Tom: Niiice.

Kathy: Oh Steve, you''re everything a girl could want. What''s your secret?
Homer: Well Kathy, I''ll tell you. It''s Viagra-Gain. It gives you lots of hair and what you need down there. What are you waiting for, loser?
Announcer: Possible side effects include loss of scalp and penis.

And my all-time favorite...

Homer: Please please, I wanna make the team! Clemens, did I make the team?
Roger Clemens: You sure did!
Homer: I did? Woohoo! Woohoo! In your face Strawberry
Roger Clemens: Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey Jr.?
Homer: No...
Roger Clemens: Sorry, didn''t mean to give your hopes up

Nelson: Hah Hah

Homer: Im an obese man trapped in a fat man''s body

Homer: I dicovered I can just press Y instead of YES. I just tripled productivity!

Homer: ""Lisa you made it,... did you have any trouble passing the security guards?""
Lisa: ""Security guards...?""

Mage: ""Can I have some coffee?""
Bartender: ""Bear it is!""
Marge: ""No! I said coffee!""
Bartender: ""Bear!""
Marge: ""C-o-...""
Bartender: ""B-e-...""

Captain: "Homer what do you want out of life?"
Homer: "I want a peace!" "…while trying to reach for the salad.
Captain: ""…and how do you reach peace?"
Homer: "With a knife!"
Captain: "Right! You know; you like a son I never had"…"
Homer: ""…and you like a father I never wanted!"

Sarge.: "Let get this straight! I don't like you more than you don't like me!"
Homer: ""…I like you!"
Sarge.: "Fine! You like me but I don't like you!"
Homer: "Maybe you like me if you got to know me?"

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Homer: ""Doh!""
Lisa: ""A deer!""
Marge: A female deer!""

And last week''s gem:
Marge: ""Marriage is a beautiful thing, but it''s also a constant battle for moral superiority.""

I think I may have to make that my new signature line...I''ll sleep on it.

Having just seen treehouse of horror 3 earlier this evening I have to say that particular episode has so many good quotes.

Shopkeeper: ""Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: ""Oooh that''s bad!""
Shopkeeper: ""..but it comes with a free frogurt!""
Homer: ""That''s good!""
Shopkeeper: ""the frogurt is also cursed!""
Homer: ""That''s bad!""
Shopkeeper: ""but you get your choice of toppings!""
Homer: ""That''s good!""
Shopkeeper: ""The toppings contain Sodium Benzoate!""
Homer: (Blank look)
Shopkeeper: ""..That''s bad!""
Homer: Can I go now?

This was the Simpsons at the heoght of it''s powers for me!

"Elysia" wrote:

Marge: ""Marriage is a beautiful thing, but it''s also a constant battle for moral superiority.""

So, who''s winning?

Let''s just say the score is 5,857 to 9. Let''s also just say that those nine were not easy to get.

"Elysium" wrote:

Let''s just say the score is 5,857 to 9. Let''s also just say that those nine were not easy to get.

And somebody''s bragging about the 9 resulted in about 400 for the other side I bet.

Classic Homer ""Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911! ""

Let''s just say the score is 5,857 to 9. Let''s also just say that those nine were not easy to get.

And somebody''s bragging about the 9 resulted in about 400 for the other side I bet.

The score is now 7,235 to 9.

""Don''t let Krusty''s death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night""

""I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I''m around!""

"Elysia" wrote:
Let''s just say the score is 5,857 to 9. Let''s also just say that those nine were not easy to get.

And somebody''s bragging about the 9 resulted in about 400 for the other side I bet.

The score is now 7,235 to 9. :twisted:

I don''t get it... I thought its 803 to 1, how come...