IGN's Elite Force 2 preview...or the wierdest game article..

...I've ever read. For example:

Blonde or brunette? Gone is the playable female version of Alex and so in is the opportunity to pursue a relationship with the tough and tumble Telsia or the sweet, bikini wearing scientist Clea. Girl names that end in "uh" are so incredibly sexy. Choosing between Clea and Telsia will be a sort of subplot players can partake in, but winning over and sexing up "da breezy" isn't the point.

For more, read here.

As soon as you said the words IGN, review, and weird I thought to myself: I bet a handful of rabid muskrats that it''s Ivan Sulic''s work.

Why must I always be right?

-- though, I guess it says something that I''ve taken the time to recognize his name.--

That is the single most cracked up thing I''ve ever read.

"Elysium" wrote:

As soon as you said the words IGN, review, and weird I thought to myself: I bet a handful of rabid muskrats that it''s Ivan Sulic''s work.

Why must I always be right?

-- though, I guess it says something that I''ve taken the time to recognize his name.--

That is the single most cracked up thing I''ve ever read.

I agree completely

Not that it sounds like it''ll be a bad game. With all the T&A on Trek it was only a matter of time before gamers got to play around with it in Trek gaming.

I just went back to the preview to finish reading it.
Guess what, they changed it. The crazy intro about him waking up late etc. is gone.

I guess IGN realized they had a major crack fiend writing for them.

They (or he) also changed the second chick''s name from Clea to Kleeya (implying she''s an alien).