While I was collecting the DVD releases for this week I saw an ad for this upcoming gem, of the G-Strings: Femaleship of the Strings
In this erotic spoof of the Peter Jackson epic, three diminutive yet delectable female Throbbits face danger and sensual adventure in their quest to destroy the legendary and all-powerful G-String.
My god, who do they pay to come up with this stuff? Wait... will any of the women have elf ears? Mmmmmm... elf ears.