Slowly but Surely

So, there are a few people apparently who know about Certis' and my side project here. I did just want to take a moment and point out that, though we are posting some rudimentary news now, we're not actually open for business yet. Mostly we're kicking tires (and often watching them deflate). I also wanted to take a moment to stand in awe of Certis' learning curve over the past few days. He's done all the nuts and bolts work on the site - so blame him! - without having much familiarity with our site software.

Anyway, we're progressing toward getting this site ready for prime time, but have plenty left to do.

Elysium
- Something very witty someone else said, here -

I just wanted to revive this thread and say that I emphatically enjoy receiving oral pleasure. I would even go so far as to say I am a big fan of it.

I also wanted to take a moment to stand in awe of Certis'' learning curve over the past few days.

It has been almost a year of non-stop awe coming from Elysium. At first it was nice but to be perfectly honest if he doesn''t get over it by the one year mark things are going to get creepy around here.

5th Anniversary resurrection!

I can't wait to hear about this exciting new side project!!!!!1

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I can't wait to hear about this exciting new side project!!!!!1

It's vaporware.

Due its totally a java game where you post. Then it grades on spelling and grammer along with how on topic it is and wittiness!

Pharacon wrote:

Due its totally a java game where you post. Then it grades on spelling and grammer along with how on topic it is and wittiness!

On the bright side...

You've caused more brain damage as Poster than your previous best.

*Legion* wrote:

It's vaporware. :(

No, it just was taken into a new direction so the project needed more time. It'll be done when it's done.

Grumpicus wrote:

5th Anniversary resurrection!

Arise chicken, chicken ARISE!

Elysium and Certis are actually the backers of the Phantom. That's their secret side project. They work on that after designing levels of Duke Nukem Forever. They've got their fingers in a lot of pies.

That didn't sound right.

Gah, I knew this project would never go anywhere. This does not, however, change my original views as referenced above. If anything, my appreciation grows unbounded.

Just because you scored high at Rockband, I don't think you two are ready to be the next Hannah Montana. I'm just saying...

Ok, Milli Vanilli, maybe.

Certis wrote:

It has been almost a year of non-stop awe coming from Elysium. At first it was nice but to be perfectly honest if he doesn't get over it by the one year mark things are going to get creepy around here.

So, has the 'creepy' wrapped around to 'nice' again yet, or does Elysium have to step up the stalking again?

Bring in the Pillow!

Go ahead and laugh it up, chuckleheads. Laugh away.

You'll all look like fools when it's finally released and becomes the most popular side project of all time. At least they aren't like most gaming communities, just spitting out annual reiterations of the same tedious side projects with no innovation, just chasing the almighty dollar. None of you are true fans like I am.

What is it so we can judge hehe. Is it some sort gif image manager that auto paste gifs and jpgs into the post a picture thread without even open said thread!?

Or is it some sort of nerd quiz that rates your gameyness based on randomly generated questions?!?!

We need clues here I'm just grasping at straws

I believe the side project was Press Pass.

That is the name of the nuclear submarine Certis and Elysium were building. Unfortunately there was an accident involving outsourced labor, nuclear fusion, and a wrench.

Now they know better than to hire nuclear scientists from Ukraine.

Just slap a concrete patch on it and it will be fine Heck they may even make a videogame about it

Such is the power of Certisium that they see side projects like site re-design coming years in advance. I should never have doubted the Bold Predictions thread.