Donation Drive 09 Update #2

Did you know there's only 110 of these Sander Cohen (Bioshock) figures in the whole world? Thanks to Ken Levine, you could win it and support the site at the same time, guaranteeing yourself a place in the annals of geek history. All you gotta do is hit the donation thread for details and we'll make sure you get your shiny new tag and have you entered for a chance to win a new console of your choice, free games and more.

Speaking of tags, you can read on to see a list of all our awesome donors so far! We have more tags to do, we'll drop another update once we're totally caught up. Thanks for all the support so far, GWJ wouldn't be here without you.

*UPDATE* 50 more names added! More to do.

Aaron D.
Amn
Andor
AndrewA
AnimeJ
AP Erebus
BadKen
Badmojo
bennard
Berend_Jan
biogolem
Bjlightnin
Boogle
boreden-myrddraal
Braehole
BreechLoad
BrokenOx
Bullion Cube
Burnt Toast
casktapper
Chump
Clemenstation
clever id
Coldstream
consciousness
Crel
Crouton
Crunchy
cube
cyrax
Dan
Deftly
dejanzie
Desram
DevilStick
DF7
Dimmerswitch
Distantsound
Dominic Knight
Donan
doubtingthomas396
Draco
Dramatic Marlin
DrJekl
Druidpeak
DudleySmith
Duoae
Dysplastic
Edwin
eezy_bordone
Elliottx
Elycion
Emyln
estorino
EvilDead
evilseed
FeralMonkey
firesloth
Fseven
Gravey
Grubber788
Haakon7
Hantaxp
harrisben
headleym
Heatseek
HedgeWizard
Hemidal
hfm
Hobbes2099
Hyperion540
infinitelyloopy
InfluenceDevice
Jayhawker
JediK809
Jerrak
jlaakso
Judge_Digger
kaostheory
Karmajay
kenhwcan
Kepheus
Kier
Kilaban
Kilanash
Kosars
KrazyTaco[FO]
Kvalnir
lactose
Latrine
LiK
Lilcodger
LordJezo
lostlobster
LouZiffer
Ludditus
MadGav
Malor
Maq
McChuck
MeatMan
merphle
merzy
MightyMooquack
MikeSands
minadaddy
Minarchist
Mixolyde
MoonDragon
Mr Crinkle
Mr.Green
MrDeVil909
mrwynd
muttonchop
MyBrainHz
Nei
Nightmare
Nomad
Norfair
obadiahstarbuck
Old Man
Oldgoat
oozlum
Orphu
Overlap12
PandaEskimo
PapaLoo
Par
ParallaxAbstraction
Pharacon
Philosofrenzy
philucifer
polq37
Prozac
Pseudoprime1979
Pupi
Ranger Rick
Rat Boy
Ravenlock
RedJen
Reshogg
Rezzy
saxtus
Schmutzli
scott
Scratched
Scrote
Serengeti
Shadout
sheared
Shoal07
Silveran
Sinbin74
skeletonframes
SocialChameleon
spider_j
Staats
stauf7
Stengah
stevenmack
stupidhaiku
Swat
Switchbreak
syndicatedragon
Tach
taer
Tamren
Teneman
ThatGuy42
the_korben
TheCounselor
Thowky
thyarcher
Tigerbill
Trachalio
TrashiDawa
trowan
Truk Treadwell
Vegan
wanderingtaoist
weswilson
Yellow5
Yoreel

Comments

If I win the statue, I promise to extort amusement and goods from Rabbit. You know, just because I'll be able to.

Elysium wrote:

I appreciate your patience -- everyone but ASTERISKlegionASTERISK that is.

I dread what he'll do if he wins. Really I do.

St.Hillary wrote:

I sure hope I'm in the next batch.
They must be too busy rolling in piles of money in their undies.

In other news, Tahiti reported record economic growth this quarter.

IMAGE(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2497/3949711606_58ee447d4f_o.png)

I prefer to call it third world grassroots nation building.

Spoiler:

Hooker-based supply side economics.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

IMAGE(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2497/3949711606_58ee447d4f_o.png)

While, upon further review, I can appreciate that this image displays Certis' freakishly long monkey arms hold a suitcase stuffed with cash, I have to confess that it initially looked like an emergency slide into a giant pool of money.

Which would also be cool.

Coldstream wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

IMAGE(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2497/3949711606_58ee447d4f_o.png)

While, upon further review, I can appreciate that this image displays Certis' freakishly long monkey arms hold a suitcase stuffed with cash, I have to confess that it initially looked like an emergency slide into a giant pool of money.

Which would also be cool.

Ok, who let you in on the Secret Big Banker Emergency Escape Plan?

Certis wrote:

I prefer to call it third world grassroots nation building.

Spoiler:

Hooker-based supply side economics.

Give this man a Nobel Prize.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Certis wrote:

I prefer to call it third world grassroots nation building.

Spoiler:

Hooker-based supply side economics.

Give this man a Nobel Prize.

Certis plans to open up a chian of goodger branded love hotels all across Japan with our donated funds...

Ulairi wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
Certis wrote:

I prefer to call it third world grassroots nation building.

Spoiler:

Hooker-based supply side economics.

Give this man a Nobel Prize.

Certis plans to open up a chian of goodger branded love hotels all across Japan with our donated funds...

Well, as long as I get an achievement for visiting all of them, I'm okay with it.

Coldstream wrote:

Well, as long as I get an achievement for visiting all of them, I'm okay with it.

That depends on whether or not you consider chlamydia an achievement.

Achievement STDs. Collect em all

Yay! I got my key! Thank you for all your hard work, Goojer Gods!

Tagged a bunch more. More and more to do, but Elysium is conscious now so we're making progress.

Thanks guys! And so begins the long and arduous journey to the beloved wiener bomb.

Keyed! Thanks GWJ, and not a moment too soon, I have to pee so bad.

Hmm I didn't make the update. Will have to send Elysium another email making sure my moneyz arrived!

misterglass wrote:

Hmm I didn't make the update. Will have to send Elysium another email making sure my moneyz arrived!

Same here. Mine was on the 13th.

Vroom! Vroom!

All of a sudden the kids are yelling from the backseat, 'I got to go to the bathroom, daddy!', 'Not now, damn it!', truck tire, eeeee, 'I can't stop!'. Help! There's a cliff! Aah! And the family's screaming 'Oh my god, we're burning alive!' 'No! I can't feel my legs!'. In comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, 'Oh, my god.'. New guy's in the corner puking his guts out.

I am actually quite impressed with the length of the list!!
Not so impressed that I am still not on it lol

I haven't been tagged, this is obvious more anti-Nintendo bias from the great bearded one.

To be clear, this list is through the beginning of the 13th. If you donated on or after the 13th (or if you are a Nintendo fan) you are not on this list yet.

Elysium wrote:

To be clear, this list is through the beginning of the 13th. If you donated on or after the 13th (or if you are a Nintendo fan) you are not on this list yet.

that means that there are a lot more to be added. Seems the donation drive is quite a success then
Also means lots of competition for the statue... who has a 3D printer??

I got my watch!

Woot, I have a watch. Now I'm not going to be late all the time.

Bah, I knew I shouldn't have waited until the 16th to donate.

PS, hope you are feeling better oh Bearded One.

Ulairi wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
Certis wrote:

I prefer to call it third world grassroots nation building.

Spoiler:

Hooker-based supply side economics.

Give this man a Nobel Prize.

Certis plans to open up a chian of goodger branded love hotels all across Japan with our donated funds...

Do the Pillows of Heterosexuality come with mints on them?

FSeven wrote:

Thanks guys! And so begins the long and arduous journey to the beloved wiener bomb.

And after the wiener bomb it just keeps getting better!

Spoiler:

shares in Certis' Japanese Goodjes branded love hotels, with free STD vouchers to boot!

Donaterated Finally!!

Elysium wrote:

If you donated ... (or if you are a Nintendo fan) you are not on this list yet.

Does that mean my donation that I just made will not get on the list?

E-mail sent. Looking forward to my shiny new gold watch!

I finally sent in my donation. No Care Bear checks this year, though. I tried that newfangled Paypal all the kids are using these days. Email sent, as well. Peace out!