Merry Christmas from GWJ

As I sit here in my hand-knit and super-awesome Jayne hat replica -- a treasured gift which I can only assure you looks terrific on me -- I want to take this opportunity to wish the GWJ community a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Prosperous New Years from all of us. You guys are the best part of working on this site throughout the year, and we are already looking forward to a terrific 2009.

We briefly considered sending out expensive and large gifts to everyone in the Goodjer Nation, but we realized that such tawdry displays of commercialism would seem hollow to our sophisticated audience, so instead we send out warm wishes to you and your family. While certainly less expensive and totally useless in any meaningful way, at least you know it comes from our hearts.

In all seriousness, though, Happy Holidays to all of our readers and visitors. Thanks for the fantastic gift of a great 2008!

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Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas to all, and a happy New Year to come!

*Singing*
On the second day of Christmas Microsoft gave to me...
A brand new RROD!

Bummer.

Merry Christmas to everyone.

Meeeerrrry Christmas everybody!

May your digestive system overcome the direct assault of the Holidays with bravoure

Bah humbug, f*ckers.

Yeah, there's one in every family. In seriousness though, I wish you all the very best for the holidays and the coming new year!

I stumbled upon GWJ last Yuletime. I can honestly say my year's been better thanks to the site. Thanks to you all, community and writers alike, for being great.

MrDeVil909 wrote:

I'm still disappointed we didn't get a new 12 days of Christmas this year. You could have made it awesome and topical, about piracy, DRM and innovation. ;)

You rang?

On the first day of Outbreak, the director gave to me
A safehouse that was Zombie free!

On the second day of Outbreak, my director gave to me:
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was Zombie free!

On the third day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Three fresh meds
Two Molotovs
and a safehouse that was Zombie free!

On the Fourth day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Fifth day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Sixth day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Six Hordes a-maulin'
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Seventh day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Seven Boomers Belching
Six Hordes a-maulin'
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Eighth day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Eight Witches Weeping
Seven Boomers Belching
Six Hordes a-maulin'
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Nineth day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Nine Smokers Lashing
Eight Witches Weeping
Seven Boomers Belching
Six Hordes a-maulin'
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Tenth day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Ten Hunters Leaping
Nine Smokers Lashing
Eight Witches Weeping
Seven Boomers Belching
Six Hordes a-maulin'
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Eleventh day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Eleven Tanks a-stomping
Ten Hunters Leaping
Nine Smokers Lashing
Eight Witches Weeping
Seven Boomers Belching
Six Hordes a-maulin'
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

On the Twelfth day of Outbreak, my director gave to me
Twelve Brains a-splashing
Eleven Tanks a-stomping
Ten Hunters Leaping
Nine Smokers Lashing
Eight Witches Weeping
Seven Boomers Belching
Six Hordes a-maulin'
Five ammo dumps
Four survivors
Three fresh meds
Two molotovs...
and a safehouse that was zombie free!

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