Call For Writers: Winner #2 - kuddles

It may not be a name that strikes fear into the hearts of the wicked, but good writing comes in all forms and degrees of cuddliness. Actually, with a unique voice and a clear passion for games, kuddles (mind the lower-case k, now) is a proud addition to the front-page crew. A relatively new member of the site, he lurched out of the gate with some of the best and most thoughtful posts we've seen from a Coffee Grinder, and we look forward to his bringing that talent to the front page.

Please welcome kuddles.

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Elysium wrote:

It may not be a name that strikes fear into the hearts of the wicked

Speak for yourself. *shudder*

Congrats, oh kuddly one... I guess...

Woo, a Grinder on the front page. Awesome.

Excellent and congratulations!

Looking forward to reading your contribution, kuddles. Congratulations!

Congrats, now on to an important matter:

A relatively new member of the site, he lurched out of the gate with some of the best and most thoughtful posts we've seen from a Coffee Grinder, and we look forward to his bringing that talent to the front page.

Either the "he" part is a typo or we need an explanation on the name.

To paraphrase an exchange from Some Like It Hot:

"Dammit, I'm a man!"

"Well ... nobody's perfect."

I'm excited kuddles is with us and doing front-page writing; I offer welcome and (if applicable) hearty man-love.

CannibalCrowley wrote:

Congrats, now on to an important matter:

A relatively new member of the site, he lurched out of the gate with some of the best and most thoughtful posts we've seen from a Coffee Grinder, and we look forward to his bringing that talent to the front page.

Either the "he" part is a typo or we need an explanation on the name.

meatwad wrote:

kuddles is a mystery to man

I love you guys, but with writer names like Rabbit and kuddles, i predict our inadvertent Google searching Furry population is primed to explode.

Welcome kuddles!

Congratulations kuddles! I look forward to reading your work.

PS jonnypolite, you're located in one of my favorite albums

Good job, congrats!

jonnypolite wrote:

I love you guys, but with writer names like Rabbit and kuddles, i predict our inadvertent Google searching Furry population is primed to explode.

You're a bit late on that one.

CannibalCrowley wrote:

Either the "he" part is a typo or we need an explanation on the name.

Three points:

1) It was actually my nickname in high school, particularily because girls liked to "cuddle" with me. And I was chubby.
2) It has been my username so long elsewhere on the internet, and is one of the few usernames I have been consistent with that isn't already taken at most forums, that I never felt like it would be worth the effort to change it.
3) I believe that my subconscious mind, not satified with me getting laid as rarely as I would anyways, wants to ensure that people question my heterosexuality on a regular basis.

sh*t with you avatar I thought you were a chick.

False advertisement.

Edwin wrote:

sh*t with you avatar I thought you were a chick.

False advertisement.

Translation: I already had my pants off.

Mind you, it's Edwin, so it's not like that's unusual or anything.

I can't believe you all decided to start this sausage party without me.

Chalk me up for another one who thought.. hoped actually.. that kuddles was female.