Ca$h'n Gun$

With the butter-knife reflexes of a sedated lemur, I snap my pistol, gangsta style, into position across the table, inches from the eyeball of Bill. The look of terror on his face fills me with glee, until I feel the uncomfortable pressure in the small of my back. Everyone holds perfectly still. Six of us, each with our guns ready to go off. At stake, $50,000, haphazardly scattered on the green felt table.

Someone is going to die.

Video game violence is remote. While it's graphic, the emotional connections are at best a layer deep. Tactile games tend to be even more removed in their conflict simulation -- I've never shed a tear for a half inch square piece of cardboard.

The opening move of Ca$h'n Gun$, a card/table game from Repos, destroys this barrier.

My hand shakes a little, my black foam gun amplifies the twitch so the barrel dances.

"Now calm down folks, nothing to get excited about." Bill is calling the shots for this round. I've got one gun in my kidneys, one in my temple, and one, I discover, pointed at me under the table by my grinning wife. If each of these guns has a copper jacket slug in the chamber, I'm dead.

"So let's think this over," continues Bill, all Tarantino-cool and New York-sneer. "You're not weak little puppies, but it's just possible there may be a misunderstanding here. So some of you might want to reconsider. One, two, THREE!"

Recognizing the hopelessness of my plight, I drop my weapon. "Hey hey hey, it's all good!" I beg, putting on my best mobster accent. I press the gun at my temple gently away, and ease back into my chair. My adversaries drop their weapons -- they can't shoot me, I've opted to whimper away and accept my own shame. Three guns remain in the air in a Reservoir Dogs three-way standoff.

"OK, anyone loaded?" Each player flips the card they selected before the first countdown -- a card drawn from 5 blanks, two bullets, and one super-nasty bullet that works just a little bit quicker than the others. Click. Click. Bang!

Dave takes a hit. With him down, and me cowering in the corner, that leaves four players both brave enough the stay in, and smart or lucky enough not to be shot. They split the pot, and we move on to round two.

The game continues this way for eight more rounds. At the end, the butchers's bill is light. Chris is dead, having been shot three times. John and I have pocketed the most hard cash -- $80,000 each. But because I weaseled my way out of that first round, I have a shame token -- a $5,000 penalty. John is the king bad-guy for the game, and he celebrates by giving his pistol a Western-spin and mock-holstering.

It's a simple game. It's bluffing, social reading and manipulation, and it's hysterical fun with 6 players. The same game could easily be played with 8 abstract cards and finger pointing. But it would be boring. But by layering on the baggage of the classic Quentin Tarantino no-honor-among-thieves showdown, the tension layer is thickened, and it becomes a role playing game even the most reluctant player can't help but play. The role playing is encouraged, a bit, by giving each player an alter ego -- Mr. Black, Tito, Huggy Bear -- although none of us stuck to our parts; we all had our own version of "Han Shot First" we we're eager to enact.

At its core, Ca$h'n Gun$ feels fundamentally wrong, and because of that, exciting. Grabbing a foam rubber gun and shoving it into someone's ribs is something I teach my kids not to do. It's a taboo. And like so many taboos, it's a hell of a lot of fun to break. But the gunplay isn't all there is. It's an intellectual challenge in its own right. It's a form of poker, where you constantly evaluate the likelihood of your opponents' bluffing based on previous rounds, manipulation by the other players, and the stakes at hand.

After a few rounds, special powers can be randomly ascribed to each player: "The Kid" gets to point his gun last, "The Cleaner" gets paid for every player killed before the end of the game, and so on. This ads yet another layer as each player has their own abilities and incentives, often hidden until game end. Our final round for the night includes these special characters. I play the cleaner, and attempt to guide the social situation towards the demise of the most players.

"You know, John's got half the cash, and hasn't been hit once," I cajole my wife.

"Hey! Just because you guys can't shoot straight, don't be looking to me for vengeance! We're just having a nice conversation, friendly like!"

My prodding works, and the next round, three guns come down trained on John. "See, I don't think you should be listening to Mr. Black over there. He's clearly got an agenda," begs John. "And I think you maybe loaded dem tings with blanks, cause a lotta lead's already flown around dis joint." He chooses not to pussy out, and leaves his gun up, hoping he's right and can get a share of the loot.

Bang! Bang! Bang! John's dead.

Dave leans over the table and takes John's gun, and the remainder of his cards. He reveals his special power: he can take an extra gun off a dead body. Dave -- a reserved academic by nature --levels his two pistols at me, a perfect imitation of John Leguizamo in Romeo and Juliet. "I'm gonna put TWO caps in your ass, Motherfraker."

And you thought shooting your friends in Counter-Strike was fun.

PS: Renowned game designer Bruno Faidutti recommends only playing the game for real money. I'm annoyed I didn't think of that.

Comments

I've said it before, and I'll say it again-- I love these boardgame reviews.

Sounds like fun. Hopefully I'll get to play it at my coming gaming day (hopefully someone has it.) Seems like it would go well at the occasional couples gaming night that I do.

Sounds like a great game! Certainly beats trivial pursuit.

What kind of f*cking gangster says 'Motherfraker'?

Oh and I'm going to try to get a copy for the Bugsy Malone party I'm going to.

An academic one?

Rabbit~

Great review. It's these games you don't hear about, that look a little goofy that often turn out the best. I feel like I was there at the table, gun loaded. Wait I was. As I recall I capped your A%$.

It is a fun game, visceral at a mental and physical level through the use of very simple foam guns. Highly recommended. The bigger the group the better. I'd say it really plays best with 6-8 players. In my opinion four players won't be enough and five is on the bubble. However, In the interest of full disclosure I've only played with 6 and 7.

1Dgaf wrote:
What kind of f*cking gangster says 'Motherfraker'?

One who clearly has good taste in TV shows.

Great review, rabbit, as usual. Keep up the board game perspectives; I like hearing about them.

KaterinLHC wrote:
1Dgaf wrote:
What kind of f*cking gangster says 'Motherfraker'?

One who clearly has good taste in TV shows.

Oh. Let me look it up.

...

Ahh. It appears to be Battlestar Galatica. Another TV series which assumes - to be family friendly - that 'f*cking' won't exist in the future. Which, frankly, makes me question how we could even have a future.

1Dgaf, you always make me smile.

I'd love to get this - but 1st I've got to get 6 friends who'd actually sit down for a board game

Nice review, Rabbit.

I've played this a few times and it continues to be enjoyable. It can be played in a variety of ways, but the cinematic approach that Rabbit describes has the highest fun factor.

Another "talk your way out of getting shot" game is Bang!. It's a shorter, spaghetti western version of Werewolf (not the RPG).

Baggz wrote:
I'd love to get this - but 1st I've got to get 6 friends who'd actually sit down for a board game :(

That's easy. Just give your friends the foam guns and human nature will compel them to start shooting each other. That's when you slip in the rules.

I just realized that you might have meant "I don't have 6 friends". Sorry, that can't be helped.

Rabbit,

The Repos site says the game's not available 'til April. Did you buy your copy or was it a preview version?

Crouton wrote:
Baggz wrote:
I'd love to get this - but 1st I've got to get 6 friends who'd actually sit down for a board game :(

That's easy. Just give your friends the foam guns and human nature will compel them to start shooting each other. That's when you slip in the rules.

I just realized that you might have meant "I don't have 6 friends". Sorry, that can't be helped.

I meant that my friends would sneer at a board game - but now you mention it, I can't imagine any of them not smiling with gun in their hand.

I'm tempted...sorely tempted...

This sounds like great fun. I get together weekly with friends for board games and RPG's, so I've basically got a ready-made group. And they're all bloodthirsty ne'er-do-wells.

I am soooo buying this. Nice review.

Great perspective, now I will see if my friends will play this. I certainly want to.

What are the odds I could convince 5 Scrabble/chess type people to play this game?

Alien13z wrote:
What are the odds I could convince 5 Scrabble/chess type people to play this game?

I think on reflection I'd have to agree with Crouton on this:

Crouton wrote:

That's easy. Just give your friends the foam guns and human nature will compel them to start shooting each other. That's when you slip in the rules.

I just rang the UK supplier for the game. They aren't sure when they'll start shipping, but they said to check their release list in a couple of weeks.

Tarantino gets on my nerves. Also New Yorkers.

Maybe because in Chicago it isn't acting -- it's called Gary.

Good game, good review.

Another game where who you play with means a lot, though. Especially for real money.

wordsmythe wrote:
Tarantino gets on my nerves. Also New Yorkers.

Maybe because in Chicago it isn't acting -- it's called Gary.

Who's Gary?

That guy Gary is out of control.

1Dgaf wrote:
The Repos site says the game's not available 'til April. Did you buy your copy or was it a preview version?

It's for sale at funagain.

A friend had this copy though. Honestly, it would be pretty easy to make -- it's just 70 or so cards and some pretend guns.

Thanks Rabbit. I would order it from the US, but I don't think it'd arrive on time for the party.

I've found some German sellers on eBay and one in the UK. I'll see what my options are.

So I head for Archie McPhee and grab a 6 pack of their realistic looking water pistols and....

This looks like a great break from Munchkin.

rabbit wrote:
Honestly, it would be pretty easy to make -- it's just 70 or so cards and some pretend guns.

Well, I've got plenty of fake guns already... I'd just need the cards.

1DGaf -- You really could make this game in a heartbeat. You just need the toy guns. The only other props are 8 cards per player and the money. I think using real money would make it very very fun.