Why Are They Riding The Subway?


I don't normally like making comics that are too specific, but of all the sights and sounds we were beamed from E3, one screenshot stood out for me. You know the one I'm talking about. It was a little gem from Doom III. I'm what could be described in classical terms as a wuss. Screenshots are, perhaps, as close as I'll ever get to Doom III. While you all are journeying through untold depths of hell, I will be sunning myself in some happy colorful world that will undoubtedly feature Mario or Yoshi. To each his own. Personally, I'd prefer believing that some creatures don't exist.



Those monsters remind me of the "crawling head" thingy from John Carpenter's "The Thing".

Your spider looks more "googly" than scary to me. Maybe if it shot bees out of its mouth or something, that might help.

Man I hate spiders. And they just happen to be in every video game ever released. I was so excited when I got my gold Zelda:Ocarina of Time cartridge. Then what was one of the first baddies encountered? A giant spider dangling from the ceiling. Argh!

Lava is in every game, too. I probably hate lava, but I don't encounter lava in my own kitchen!