Stubbs Contest Winners

Thanks to everyone for taking the time to submit an entry into the Stubbs: the Zombie Contest! We got some great entries and it was tough to decide on the winners. Well ok, first place was a pretty easy one but the other two? Very close!

First Place:

The winner of the awesome Stubbs Prize Pack is..... PODUNK! He did an amazing audio entry for the contest which is just hilarious.

"My contest entry is simply a radio commercial for that most quintessential of zombie beverages: Encephalic Fluid!"

Click here to download the MP3!

Second Place:

For an excellent flash animation displaying the exciting zombie survival tool , Grinfin takes second place!

Click here to view the Shockwave entry!

Third Place:

Pustulant: Natural Skin Care for the Dammed is something only Slambie could come up with.

Click here for the sexy zombie imagery!

Winners, please email your mailing information to [email protected] so we can get you your prizes! Read More to see some of the other, also fantastic contest entries!

Zombie Love - DukiDeva

Freaktation Tar Pits! - Sheared

Dim Sum - Drunken Slepnir

HumanInABox - Dream

Zalt! - FuzzyCuddlyWumpus

The Zombco BrainBong - Militerry

The Brain Extractor 3000 - Painthappens

Thanks again for entering everyone!

Comments

Mazel Tov!

Damn Podunk, that was masterful. Absolutely hilarious. I'm curious who sang, talked and did the music. Nobody could be so talented as to do that whole thing themselves.

Grinfin, yours was almost as good. It takes lots of time and talent to put something like that together.

Congrats guys! Excellent entries

W00t!!!!! Thanks guys!

I was so conflicted, I couldn't tell if my entry was funny or really, really stupid. I mean, I knew it was funny to me, but...well, I was getting prepared for a glancing blow to my self esteem.

Thanks to our benevolent GWJ overlords for the bitchin' contest idea. It was fun!

Copingsaw wrote:

Damn Podunk, that was masterful. Absolutely hilarious. I'm curious who sang, talked and did the music. Nobody could be so talented as to do that whole thing themselves.

I did it all in an evening, with a little feedback from a friend of mine with a similarly obnoxious sense of humor. All the instrumentation is synths/samples. The voice over is my voice pitched down a few steps via Steinberg Voice Machine, and I had all kinds of fun doing the butt rock vocals with no artifical help.

edit: just looked over the other entries...man, there is some brilliant stuff in there! I especially love Morte's Head on a Stick .

Oh god...Podunk, that was awesome...so awesome.

Everybody did a great job.

I can't say how much I loved all these entries, it was even better than judging the haiku contest.

Excellent job all. There's a lot of talent in these here forums.

Podunk that was hilarious, well done.

Congrats Podunk! I've got to get me some of those fun toys!

Love em all! I'm famous! Woo!!! Go me!!!

MAZELTOV!

Podunk kinda sounds like Joel from MST3K doing the movie guy, hehe.

Great job, everyone. I really like Podunk's song. Makes me want some encephalatic fluid.

great stuff

Morte on a stick... my eternal love if only for the Planescape Torment reference

Congrats Podunk! That was awesome.

Hooray! Wish I'd had time to participate (zombieswithjobs.com exists only in my imagination). Way to go guys.

Nice song, congrats ;O)

I look forward to receiving my flat-screen TV and refrigerator prizes soon!

Grinfin wrote:

Nice song, congrats ;O)

Same to you, man!

HAHAHAHAH! Totally awesome stuff guys, especially grinfin and podunk! That song is really well done, man.

I hereby elect "Mazeltov" to be the new catchphrase/cheer of GWJ online activities.

Leveled up in yer MMO? Mazeltov!

Destroyed the last alien hive to win the day? Mazeltov!

Swampy finally landed a chopper rightside up? Mazeltov!

The Chinese actually won a map? Mazeltov! It works on so many levels!

Really excellent stuff. Good job all and congratulations to Podunk.

I've been looking forward to seeing these entries, and wasn't dissapointed. Good job to all! Mazel Tov, indeed! Tough job judging, I dare say...unless you're a ZOMBIE...hmmmm. Looking forward to more contests!

I never knew Slambie was so concerned with undead skincare. Shattermaw has already ordered a case of Daily Decay Enhancer.

Good stuff everyone!

Applause, wild applause and adulation! Podunk, had you only, only completely and faithfully replicated the standard format of those commercials I would hail you as the ultimate creature on this small, corpse ridden globe we call home. But no, you just had to leave off the final, sung "Mr. Annoying Guy Disemboweler" at the end right as the "jackass" finishes. Now I must cry and lament.

ColdForged wrote:

Applause, wild applause and adulation! Podunk, had you only, only completely and faithfully replicated the standard format of those commercials I would hail you as the ultimate creature on this small, corpse ridden globe we call home. But no, you just had to leave off the final, sung "Mr. Annoying Guy Disemboweler" at the end right as the "jackass" finishes. Now I must cry and lament.

I wanted to do it! I forgot when I was recording on Sunday, and then didn't have time to track it on Monday afternoon. Certis can back me up, I even told him I would try to have a revision before the deadline. I am crying and lamenting as well.