June 13th to 19th

Your faithful Certis is ill and tired; I am only the latter. In his hour of need, Certis called upon Lobo and said unto him, "Get in that room and don't come out until The Week Ahead is all done and stuff." I told Certis he could depend on me like a crutch. What he doesn't know is that this crutch has a few loose screws right now, to say the least, and when he rests his full weight on me I shall cast his unsuspecting body to the ground. He will collapse, and then he will gather himself up, brush himself off, and become wrathful. But I'm just a couple of wooden struts and a few loose screws, oooh, whatcha gonna do? If you break me over your knee my sharp splinters will embed themselves permanently in your ailing thigh-flesh, and you will never be well again.

The Game of the Week is now Batman Begins, various incarnations of which will be debuting this Tuesday on Xbox, PS2, Gamecube, and GBA for $39.99.

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If you're into that whole DVD fad, you might want to look for Jaws: 30th Anniversary Edition, Au Hasard Balthazar, WWE Greatest Wrestling Stars of the 80's, or any of these other fine products.

PC:
Army
Ranger: Mogadishu
(06/14)

PS2:
Juiced (06/12)
Arc
the Lad: End of Darkness
(06/14)
Romance
of the Three Kingdoms X
(06/14)
Batman
Begins
(06/14)

Xbox:
Juiced (06/12)
Capcom
Fighting Evolution
(06/14)
Batman
Begins
(06/14)

GameCube:
Batman
Begins
(06/14)

DS:
Kirby:
Canvas Curse
(06/13)
GoldenEye:
Rogue Agent
(06/13)

GBA:
Yoshi
Topsy-Turvy
(06/13)
Disney's
Magical Quest 3
(06/14)
Batman
Begins
(06/14)

Comments

Kinda scary when the game of the week is a licensed property.

I guess we have all the past Batman releases to be assured of its quality and established pedigree.

The Chronicles of Riddick called, they want their optimism back, you're wasting it

Destroy All Humans is slated for this saturday 6/18. Very weird release date if you ask me. I'll most likely be picking that one up.

I was pissed when I saw the batmobile driving! It was burnout 3?! Come on EA I know ur not that lazy...are you?

Sku Boi wrote:

I was pissed when I saw the batmobile driving! It was burnout 3?! Come on EA I know ur not that lazy...are you?

um... almost ten years pushing the same game by boasting a new roster and a bump in graphics? nope, i don't think they're lazy

Destroy All Humans is my only purchase this week thank God!!!

I am all over Destroy All Humans - my son and I will have a blast with that one.

jmdanny wrote:
Sku Boi wrote:

I was pissed when I saw the batmobile driving! It was burnout 3?! Come on EA I know ur not that lazy...are you?

um... almost ten years pushing the same game by boasting a new roster and a bump in graphics? nope, i don't think they're lazy

Ok sorry I forgot about the sports division, I kinda felt that they were dead in my eyes...now but EA Games they usually do good on making proprietary technology for their games or at least mask it enough to make it look nothing alike, but the only thing missing from the footage I saw was a car selection! Same text same graphics, same crash scenes! Nothing made it really stand apart from burnout!

Certis wrote:

The Chronicles of Riddick called, they want their optimism back, you're wasting it ;)

I've got to really start laying on the sarcasm thicker. That way you can't counter with MORE of it.