Nov 22nd to 28th

You might think with all the great games coming out this month that choosing a Game of the Week would be tough. Lucky for me, itÂ's made easy thanks to the crushing amount of conformity found in our forums. World of Warcraft may not cure cancer but appears to be bringing families together in a way Hands Across America and The Cosby Show never could. Husbands are buying copies for their wives, wives for their children and IÂ'm pretty sure I saw some children taking pre-orders on behalf of the homeless. Truly, a new age of love and giving is upon us. Too bad the first time your Priest runs out in the middle of a battle and everyone dies weÂ'll all go back to hating each other.

The Dwarven discovery of giant, aqautic Night Elves made Grunson Custo a star

This week on DVD we have Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, The Terminal, Seasons 1, 2 and 3 of Seinfeld and more!
Sid MeierÂ's Pirates!
Platform: PC
Ships: Nov 22nd
Price: $49.99

The Buzz: Accounts from beta testers and early reviews indicate this is a faithful update to an old classic. IÂ'm sure you old timers are gumming your dentures with gusto just thinking about it.

GoldenEye: Rogue Agent
Platform: Xbox, GC, PS2
Ships: Nov 22nd
Price: $49.99

The Buzz: Looking pretty solid for a twist of the usual FPS Bond experience. Will the new features be enough to elevate it to the mantel held by the original? Probably not.

Alexander
Platform: PC
Ships: Nov 23rd
Price: $39.99

Outlaw Golf 2
Platform: PS2
Ships: Nov 23rd
Price: $19.99

Bad Mojo
Platform: PC
Ships: Nov 25th
Price: $19.99

- Certis

Comments

I've rediscovered my love of image roll-over text. So lame, but so right!

I'm not gumming any dentures I'll have you know. Just ask Martha Raye!!!

simpilot wrote:

I'm not gumming any dentures I'll have you know. Just ask Martha Raye!!!

If you don't know who Martha is, you are simply too young...

If I were a master game coder, I would rewrite Pirates! and add the port of Booty Bay. Then, whenever I docked there, I would seamlessly switch over to WoW.

"Husbands are buying copies for their wives, wives for their children and I'm pretty sure I saw some children taking pre-orders on behalf of the homeless."

Great line.

If you don't know who Martha is, you are simply too young...

I had to look it up...

I'm taking a stand. I refuse to play an MMORPG, no matter how delecticable it is with catchup I will not put it on the holy ground that is my D: drive.

KrazyTaco[FO] wrote:

I'm taking a stand. I refuse to play an MMORPG, no matter how delecticable it is with catchup I will not put it on the holy ground that is my D: drive.

You must conform or the zombies will come back.

Ask Certis...

Or The Box will come back.....

Seriously- nice update, with *just* the right amount of sarcasm to cut the treacle.

Certis wrote:

I've rediscovered my love of image roll-over text. So lame, but so right!

You spelled "aquatic" wrong! Ten lashes with the stick for you!

I'm taking a stand. I refuse to play an MMORPG, no matter how delecticable it is with catchup I will not put it on the holy ground that is my D: drive.

That makes two of us.

simpilot wrote:
simpilot wrote:

I'm not gumming any dentures I'll have you know. Just ask Martha Raye!!!

If you don't know who Martha is, you are simply too young...

Or you are too damn old!

KrazyTaco[FO] wrote:

I'm taking a stand. I refuse to play an MMORPG, no matter how delecticable it is with catchup I will not put it on the holy ground that is my D: drive.

Here, here, well said Fred.

We'll hold them off in the sudatenland, and give those MMORPG heathens the what for....

Or something like that.

Clearly MMORPGs are just a fad, some day to go the way of the Dodo Bird, just like "laptop" computers, "telephones," and "fire."

urgh...just discovered my WoW CE was not set for instore pickup but rather saver shipping!!

ARGH!! EB's going to deliver probably on Friday...or worse after the Thanksgiving holiday..

I may have to buy a second copy just to play before the holiday and never activate my CE edition.

[quote="SlyFrog"]Clearly MMORPGs are just a fad, some day to go the way of the Dodo Bird, just like "laptop" computers, "telephones," and "fire."[/quote

Fire good! Fire make Grogg's food hot!

Is anyone actually spending time with the family this holiday? You know, to give thanks to guy that shot that oversized chicken!

After I eat on Thursday its WoW time with football on in the background...

Though my wife has threatened to drag me out to friends houses for various after Thanksgiving social events which will not doubt involve lots of alcohol and small children.

Where I'll have to pretend to be enjoying myself while in the back of my mind I'm thinking about various quests I have to complete.

Where I'll have to pretend to be enjoying myself while in the back of my mind I'm thinking about various quests I have to complete.

Amen brotha!

I am not having turkey this year so hopefully I won't be too sleepy to get level 20, woot!

Flux wrote:
Where I'll have to pretend to be enjoying myself while in the back of my mind I'm thinking about various quests I have to complete.

Amen brotha!

I am not having turkey this year so hopefully I won't be too sleepy to get level 20, woot!

No turkey?! Why do you hate America, Flux? Only communist vegetarians say no to turkey!

Cloke wrote:
Flux wrote:
Where I'll have to pretend to be enjoying myself while in the back of my mind I'm thinking about various quests I have to complete.

Amen brotha!

I am not having turkey this year so hopefully I won't be too sleepy to get level 20, woot!

No turkey?! Why do you hate America, Flux? Only communist vegetarians say no to turkey!

I drove through Knoxville recently and I thought I spotted a billboard on I-40 that said something about Capitalist Americans and our massacre of what should have been our national symbol, or some such thing. Dos Vadanya.

Cloke wrote:
Flux wrote:
Where I'll have to pretend to be enjoying myself while in the back of my mind I'm thinking about various quests I have to complete.

Amen brotha!

I am not having turkey this year so hopefully I won't be too sleepy to get level 20, woot!

No turkey?! Why do you hate America, Flux? Only communist vegetarians say no to turkey!

My family started cooking a giant beef tenderloin last year and it was such a big hit we are doing it again. I eat vegetarians for breakfast.

I had deep fried Turkey last year..it looked gross but tasted actually pretty good..

This year its very traditional.

I have yet to have fried turkey that I like. I need to hire someone who knows how to cook it.

There will Turducken in the House of Grumpy this year. Yum!

Grump Madden? Nah....

Flux wrote:
Cloke wrote:
Flux wrote:
Where I'll have to pretend to be enjoying myself while in the back of my mind I'm thinking about various quests I have to complete.

Amen brotha!

I am not having turkey this year so hopefully I won't be too sleepy to get level 20, woot!

No turkey?! Why do you hate America, Flux? Only communist vegetarians say no to turkey!

My family started cooking a giant beef tenderloin last year and it was such a big hit we are doing it again. I eat vegetarians for breakfast. :P

Ok, as long as it's giant and extremely beefy you'll stay off the terrorist watch list. Oh, and I wouldn't recommend eating vegetarians - too tough and stringy. Get yourself a nice plump little midwestern kid with a rich brown gravy.

Grumpicus wrote:

There will Turducken in the House of Grumpy this year. Yum!

Turducken! You are the king... I salute you and beg for leftovers