C'mon, Baby, I Need to Breed

I'm not sure whether I'm teasing gamers, mutants, or the designers of console controllers in this comic. I don't harbor any ill feelings toward any of them. Perhaps it's more of a celebration of all three. Yeah, that's it. It's a Labor Day (Labour Day for our Canadian friends) celebration of interactive entertainment, Darwinian genetics, and industrial design!

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Comments

dude...that's kind of scary. I don't want tendrils!!

They look more like insect legs...

Yeah that's more than kind of scary, that's just flat out freaky. I think if that happened I would use my newly grown arms to strangle myself, because life would no longer be worth living.

On the other hand, imagine how much easier it would be to play Steel Battalion if you had those tendrils...

I want to see more suckers on the tendrils!

I think if that happened I would use my newly grown arms to strangle myself, because life would no longer be worth living.

Dude, can you imagine just how happy you could make your wife/girlfriend/lover with a few extra appendages. I think that could make life worth a whole lot more living.

I once had to come up with magazaine concept adverts for an online games retailer. The strapline was 'Making Gaming Easier' and the advert's main feature was a hand doing a thumbs up - with two thumbs.

Can you not see the possibilities?

I have two words for you.

Real. Life. Tentacle. Porn.

I have a sudden urge to go watch Videodrome for some reason...

Mex wrote:

Can you not see the possibilities?

I have two words for you.

Real. Life. Tentacle. Porn.

I think I need an intervention cuz I was thinking the same thing...

Mex wrote:

Can you not see the possibilities?

I have two words for you.

Real. Life. Tentacle. Porn.

That's four...

I have two words: Too. Much.

Remember, puff puff pass...

duckilama wrote:
I think if that happened I would use my newly grown arms to strangle myself, because life would no longer be worth living.

Dude, can you imagine just how happy you could make your wife/girlfriend/lover with a few extra appendages. I think that could make life worth a whole lot more living.

See children, that's what you'll be like after watching too much japanese hentai.

That'd be funnier if I watched anime of any sort.

Have you ever read Freeware by Rudy Rucker? THat's one demented dude, right there, lemme tellya wot.