I've Got an Audible For You!
As is my custom lately I'm going out of town on Friday. This time, rather than relying upon hotel Internet, which I know doesn't even exist in this universe, I'm just going ahead and posting it tonight. I've been spending a lot of my free time losing on ESPN's NFL 2K5 HTML WYSIWYG FYI etc. In fact, my profile is free for the downloading now if you need a good laugh. You will encounter some of my patented moves such as: send every player in motion except for the one you intend to give the ball to; never ever ever run the QB forward; and the quick-release long bomb to the most uninhabited area of the field. (Elysium, if that was an improper use of the : and ;, please feel free to edit.) If you're still nervous about playing against me, I've included a quick glimpse of the most frequently used pages of my playbook. Have a look, but, remember, I can always FLIP them and totally throw you a curveball (mixed sports metaphor).