She's Not Even a Real Wood Elf

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Have you taken a look at the EverQuest 2 E3 trailer? Actually...have you taken a look at just the main EQ2 page? Looks like the father of all MMORPGs has taught his son well. That lady is H-to-the-O-to-the-T! Forget those low-poly night elves in World of Warcraft! I've got a good video card and a hefty processor. They should both be fully employed to better render out the supple curves and tantalizing shadows of a nice pair. I remember when I played the original EverQuest I used to play a female troll. I pretended I was above all the polyogling of those playing the buxom high elves or humans. Still, whenever I was visiting some far off land and one of those minxy little waifs danced by, my big ugly troll head turned to watch them leave. I may be a cynic, but at least I'm a hypocrite, too!IL Comic

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I may be a cynic, but at least I'm a hypocrite, too!

I love that line.
Oh and wheres panel 2?

The guy waving the money is a genius touch!

And Sway, why does the guy talking about Everquest 2 look suspiciously like you (see E3 pics for reference)? Are you trying to confess to something?

I may be a cynic, but at least I'm a hypocrite, too!

Just excellent

There's no question that the guy spouting platitudes looks exactly like Sway. I'd swear he's about to pick up his cell phone and say, 'what up, dawg?'

OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

I swear I know that guy with the black quaffed hair.

belt500 wrote:

OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

I swear I know that guy with the black quaffed hair.

Your right, he does look awefully familiar.

Anyone else remember the thing with the two hot, and utterly moronic, chicks talking about how much they loved Everquest? If you think SoE is above shoving T&A in your face to sell a game... well... they aren't.

Must....resist....addiction... broke.....freeee.....2 years, 5 months and 13 hours ago.....

Another great comic Sway!