More E3 Pics

You've asked for them, and now you've got them: more pics of our adventures in Los Angeles.  I'll have a final recap in the next day or two, but for now you'll just have to live with looking at our handsome mugs.  Also, there may be a barely interested sleepy looking babe booth or two pretending to like Sway.

Sensory overload, defined.

It's a girl!  And, she's totally gaming!

Wait!  They're girls, and gaming too!

I think I'm beginning to detect a theme in Certis' photographic philosophy.

Because I command an army of GWJ faithful and they will eat your soul on command; that's why you'll send me a review copy of Superpower 2, smart guy!

Seriously, Certis, give me the camera now.  You need help.

Guys, guess what!  Crash touched me right here, and I'm never washing this shirt again!

Oh God, it's the Phantom.  There's an exit!  Run!

{internal monologue} Ok, Sally, smile and pretend to be interested.  Smile and pretend to be interested.  Don't think about what he's going to do with the picture, just don't even think about that.

Dammit, Certis, she's not even playing a game.  She's just walking around.  That doesn't count!

It looks innocent enough, doesn't it?  Just playin' cards.  Lord help us all if the audio tape is ever released.

Note the steely eyed determination.  Don't worry about the damage charges they'll put on my card or anything, you just jab and rip.  Jab and rip.

Sway play game.  Sway smart.

All four later failed the Forced Smile final exam, and were not allowed to graduate.

From left to right: Elysium, beer, Pyro, beer, beer, Certis, beer, Stric9, beer, Sway, beer, Fangblackbone.  Not shown: 14 more beers.

...And one more really gratuitous one, just for Mex.

Ugh, I feel even more dirty posting that than I did slobbering over Sims 2.  Well, at least equally dirty.

- Elysium

Comments

Red eyes.... red eyes everywhere. Is Cowboy Bebop going to be a game?

I can understand Certis' picture taking. He's just not used to women being outside of their igloos without wearing a huge parka and three sweaters, so he had to document this strange phenomenon.

pffft 6 people 20 beers. How shameful! you guys need training!

Certis is as skinny as me, which is really something (my girlfriends mother just met me and she keeps telling my girlfriend that I am going to die). Nice beard Elysium, everyone but Certis has a giant head. Now since I'm done being an idiot and ridiculing your looks I must say good job with the coverage of women playing games. Maybe next time we can get a few shots of games.

I can understand Certis' picture taking. He's just not used to women being outside of their igloos without wearing a huge parka and three sweaters, so he had to document this strange phenomenon.

Well, he is from Ontario. Out here in BC it's always raining or steamy. Either heavy raincoats or thongs and tank tops.

Certis not only takes shots of gaming women, but also is into some strange jekyll&hyde thing. Compare these two photos for reference and see Certis Shapeshifiting in front of the camera!

a) http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/modules/gallery/album10/IMG_0085

b) http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/modules/gallery/album10/IMG_0084

What was up with image 20?

http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/module...

Was there a flash freeze? Either that or there is game with better graphics than I thought.

Whats up with pic #88? Kinda creepy. What do you get when you add crotch + demon dog? That.

I see pictures of Cowboy Bebop. Please tell me you played the game and also tell me it's good. Did you get the chance to check out Full Metal Alchemist?

I see pictures of Cowboy Bebop. Please tell me you played the game and also tell me it's good

Yes. No.
Didn't look that great, however there was always a ridiculous line for it because you could win a cool Cowboy Bebop tshirt by beating the level. 3D beatemup with guns is what it looked like, if there was anything innovative there I didn't see it. I bet it has a great soundtrack, though I couldn't hear it over, well, everything.

Never before have so many double chins been gathered in a single place!
Well outside of pie eating contests anyway.

In the very last pic it looks like Fang is telling someone to shut the hell up through gritted teeth. That or he was constipated.

All in all it looked like you guys had a good time.

Hopefully E3 will come closer to the East Coast so that I can finagle a few of my contacts into getting me through the door. 8)

Great pics! Although I see Elysium is drinking a Corona. What kind of quasi-Canadian are you??

And now I see why you stayed in the hotel and played hearts instead of going out to strip joint -- all the strippers in LA were working at E3!!

hubbinsd wrote:

Great pics! Although I see Elysium is drinking a Corona. What kind of quasi-Canadian are you??

They can revoke your citizenship for not drinking Molson, right?

Great pics! Although I see Elysium is drinking a Corona. What kind of quasi-Canadian are you??

You should've seen him, sometimes he'd drink three Coronas! The man is an animal!

...And one more really gratuitous one, just for Mex.

Oh mommy! A full head of slightly greasy nerd hair! Oh you guys, you totally know what I like.

That chick is pretty hot too, btw.

All four later failed the Forced Smile final exam, and were not allowed to graduate

Well it's not hard to imagine why they weren't smiling -- it looks like Sway is breaking wind in that pic!

First off Certis is not from Ontario! He is from Manitoba. Elysium is most definitely not Canadian.

Sway play game. Sway smart.

There's something about those photos of him and the back pack that reinforce your position. That, in addition to the ginger hair and the permanent smile warrant him being nicknamed Corky.

Pyroman[FO] wrote:

You should've seen him, sometimes he'd drink three Coronas! The man is an animal!

Careful, three coronas can get you...only slightly buzzed!

Hmmm, recalling that first night and who had beers left over at the end of the night, I think someone is projecting their own insecurities and incompetence.

And I still kicked their asses up and down the room in hearts! Watching Pyro's score exponentially increase as he drank was humorous. 0, 1, 4, 9, 25, 46, 72, ...

Hmmm, recalling that first night and who had beers left over at the end of the night, I think someone is projecting their own insecurities and incompetence.

You and Certis shared a 12 pack of Corona and had a couple left, I had a few Dos Equis left out of a 12 pack. I think my hearts score speaks for itself.
*edit* Though I don't know why we're arguing when we can all agree Sway can drink us all under the table in a minute flat.

Pyroman[FO] wrote:
Hmmm, recalling that first night and who had beers left over at the end of the night, I think someone is projecting their own insecurities and incompetence.

You and Certis shared a 12 pack of Corona and had a couple left, I had a few Dos Equis left out of a 12 pack. I think my hearts score speaks for itself.
*edit* Though I don't know why we're arguing when we can all agree Sway can drink us all under the table in a minute flat.

If I was there, I would challenge Sway to see who can drink the most. My liver is made up of Pyro's mom and plexiglass. Large and invincible.

It was mainly speed, as Sway could go through a 12 pack in under a minute.

hubbinsd wrote:
All four later failed the Forced Smile final exam, and were not allowed to graduate

Well it's not hard to imagine why they weren't smiling -- it looks like Sway is breaking wind in that pic!

10-1 odds that's exactly what he was doing.

belt500 wrote:
hubbinsd wrote:
All four later failed the Forced Smile final exam, and were not allowed to graduate

Well it's not hard to imagine why they weren't smiling -- it looks like Sway is breaking wind in that pic!

10-1 odds that's exactly what he was doing.

I'll take that bet. **I'm betting on that he actually crapped his pants**

I was going to bet that he was goosing one of them, but farting sounds more likely.

hubbinsd wrote:

And now I see why you stayed in the hotel and played hearts instead of going out to strip joint -- all the strippers in LA were working at E3!!

In LA they're known as "actresses."

Rat Boy wrote:

I was going to bet that he was goosing one of them, but farting sounds more likely.

Nah, that's just his "I'm-pretending-not-to-enjoy-touching-these-hot-chicks-for-the-wife look." I've used it myself.

love the Puma hats though.

Is it pronounced "Pooma" or "Peeyooma?"