You know what I like best about watching television? It means I get a chance to eat. I just can't sit down to a plate of food when I'm playing games. Sure I can usually take quick bites of a sandwich in between races, or maybe work my way through a bagel while a map loads, but I just don't have good access to the foods I love. I'm talking about the foods that make napkins transparent, or the ones that stain your fingers. Nothing will gum up a controller faster than Cheetle-coated fingers, despite the fact that in all other regards Cheetos (btw, when did they get rid of the hyphenated Chee-tos spelling?) are the perfect snack. Grilled cheese and fried chicken are completely out of the question because any cat can tell you there's little worse than a greasy mouse. Let's not forget the worst offense to any keyboard, sticky foods. Anyone who has accidently tipped over their Mountain Dew or, perhaps, their gin and tonic knows you usually have to buy a whole new computer after such an incident. French toast has no place near the computer. So, until we have some real innovation, I'm forced to fit in a few hours of TV each week just to get my nosh on.