Lawyeron

Lawyeron, John Kerry's love toy and forum Cabana Boy saw fit to send his Employee Profile in, much to my delight. You see, Lawyeron is more than just a man who works the justice system, he is also from..... THE MATRIX! *Insert inane techno music*

Notice the clenched fists of lawyer fury? It doesn't matter if you take the red pill or the blue pill son, you gonna get sued!

Who the devil are you?

I am Lawyeron a/k/a Frogh. I'm a Plaintiff's attorney (I sue people) and am partially responsible for your increasing insurance premiums.

What are you supposed to be doing during the day when youÂ're reading GWJ?

I don't read GWJ during the day. I spend most of my time trying to squeeze money out of Ford, General Motors, Honda and unrepresented poor people to raise money to support my video game habit.

When youÂ're not working or gaming, what do you do with your time?

I like to watch television, read, go to the gym, hang out with the wife...

How about family? Do you have any kids?

Sorry, boys, I'm taken. I'm one half of a religious based heterosexual civil union. My better half's name is Natalie.

What was your favorite game over the last year or so? Why?

That's like asking me to pick the most beautiful star in the heavens. I guess the game I've played the most in Final Fantasy Tactics. I like girls with bunny ears.

Which game are you looking forward to most?

Half life 2, which I am supposed to get for free because I bought a Radeon 9800.

What is your fondest gaming memory?

Weeping to myself after watching Aeris die in Final Fantasy 7, so young, so innocent.

Finally, why do you play games at all? Why havenÂ't you outgrown them?

I always have to have my brain engaged one way or another. TV just bores me, unless I make it interactive. For instance when I scream at the Democrats.

Thanks for taking the time to answer our hard hitting questions!

Comments

So Lawyeron is really Doogie Howser?

Doogie Howser is NEO! OMG RUN WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

Actually performing surgery while kicking agents might be fun!

Who the devil are you?

I am Lawyeron a/k/a Frogh. I'm a Plaintiff's attorney (I sue people) and am partially responsible for your increasing insurance premiums.

What are you supposed to be doing during the day when you're reading GWJ?

I don't read GWJ during the day. I spend most of my time trying to squeeze money out of Ford, General Motors, Honda and unrepresented poor people to raise money to support my video game habit.

Best. Answers. Ever.

You look so goth. I can almost hear the Bauhaus playing in the background.

Another excellent profile!

I'm still a bit angry that the staff rejected my suggestion to include the Do you make funny noises when being poked in the eye? part in the Employee Profile question set.

Spunior wrote:

I'm still a bit angry that the staff rejected my suggestion to include the Do you make funny noises when being poked in the eye? part in the Employee Profile question set.

Doesn't everybody? Except mutes, of course.

Cloke wrote:
Spunior wrote:

I'm still a bit angry that the staff rejected my suggestion to include the Do you make funny noises when being poked in the eye? part in the Employee Profile question set.

Doesn't everybody? Except mutes, of course.

Even the mute...the funny noise is the *splotch* noise coming from the eye socket **a little graphic, I know but come on i've been playing ut for the last 4 hours...***

What keeps amazing me is the strict consistency with which the Employees are chosing to send in the grainiest, the blurriest, the most embarrased looking photographs of themselves.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

What keeps amazing me is the strict consistency with which the Employees are chosing to send in the grainiest, the blurriest, the most embarrased looking photographs of themselves.

Hey, that's mean. How do you know these aren't the best pictures of themselves? Besides, aren't these pictures way better than something all polished like an actor's headshot? Who wants to look at a bunch of cardboard cutouts.

So sayeth Sway.
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Yeah, believe me.  You don't want a close up of my ugly mug.

Lawyeron wrote:

Yeah, believe me.  You don't want a close up of my ugly mug.

You think posting that shot of yours in a comic book convention garb was a better idea?

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

What keeps amazing me is the strict consistency with which the Employees are chosing to send in the grainiest, the blurriest, the most embarrased looking photographs of themselves.

I liked my picture, so hush !!

Flux wrote:

I liked my picture, so hush !! :P

Certainly it beats Lawyeron's pic. Then again... A picture at a comic con versus a picture from a Disney vacation with Dad... Hmmm. I am not so certain anymore!

It was not a picture at a comic con.  It was a picture taken during Halloween in New Orleans.