Rat Boy

The first user to reach 1000 posts was our very own Lord of the Rats and it's quite possible he still holds the lead for most posts in the forums. Just who is this Rat with all the spare time?

Look out ladies, he's single!
Ok, so that's not an actual picture of Rat Boy but I had to take a stab at it.

Who the devil are you?

I am Rat Boy, Lord of the Rats! Fear my rat powers! I also have been called by Mike, Stinky, That Guy That Keeps Staring at You, and Dammit, Son.

What are you supposed to be doing during the day when youÂ're reading GWJ?

Right now, I should be studying for my GMATs so I can get into a MBA program. Then again, I never studied for tests during my undergraduate days, so why mess with something that's worked for me?

When youÂ're not working or gaming, what do you do with your time?

Not much, really. Reading, riting, and the ocassional rithmetic. Oh, and booze. Plenty of booze, if you couldn't tell.

How about family? Do you have any kids?

Me? Single, presently. Zero children that have come forward...so far.

What was your favorite game over the last year or so? Why?

Last year? I'd say it'd have to be "Knights of the Old Republic." I literally lost a couple of weeks of my life playing it over and over again during the holidays. The plot makes the prequel movies look like Ewok films. Plus there's so much depth that I still need to go back to see everything.

Which game are you looking forward to most?

At the moment, it is a toss-up between "Battlefield: Vietnam" and "Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow." Unfortunately for my wallet, they're both coming out at the same time.

What is your fondest gaming memory?

Recently, being called a saber throwing whore during the first and only "Jedi Academy" GWJ session. You guys gotta watch out for the boomerang effect!

Finally, why do you play games at all? Why havenÂ't you outgrown them?

I have a chemical imbalance that makes me prone to addiction. Or brain damage. One of those two.

Thanks for taking the time to answer our hard-hitting questions!

Comments

That's just how I always imagined you.

Booooo!!! We want a real picture.

I think there was more than one Jedi Academy session, though I do remember you being a sabre throwing whore.

PICTURE!

I'd send in my picture if I thought Certis would actually post my ugly mug up there.

CHICKEN!

Flux wrote:
Booooo!!! We want a real picture.

Would it help if I said an ex described me as Ben Affleck without the ass-chin?

Good profile, but -100 for a lack of a real picture.

...scary isn't it!

I'll say this. I used to think I had hairy arms until I saw that picture.

Rat Boy wrote:
Flux wrote:
Booooo!!! We want a real picture.

Would it help if I said an ex described me as Ben Affleck without the ass-chin?


Not really

Rat Boy wrote:
Flux wrote:
Booooo!!! We want a real picture.

Would it help if I said an ex described me as Ben Affleck without the ass-chin?

I don't know, I think it would kinda ruin the mysterious aura surrounding the Lord of the Rats to see an actual picture. Besides, I'll always think of you as Evil Matthau.

Funny how avatar works, innit Cloke? He ought'a give us a real pic though.

That picture will make you do a double take for the first time. What the hell? Oh...

Pyroman[FO] wrote:
I think there was more than one Jedi Academy session, though I do remember you being a sabre throwing whore.

And now we may have a reason to play again.

Oh man, you guys all look so handsome! I'm reticent to send my pic in, I think I won't fit in with all you jock types.

Hold on, I thought you had to have a job to post to this site?

Going to school is preparation to a job. Does that count?