It's like Disneyland, but with bombs

Buried underneath an airport in East Berlin, terror awaits. Actually bombs await, lots of them. Fully armed, fueled and ready to go Nazi bomber planes are believed to be stored in the Nazi underground bunkers beneath an airport in East Berlin. New documents found from the Soviet secret police in East Berlin, the Stasi, claim that there are tons of live munitions buried underneath an airport in East Berlin, buried there by the Soviets after WWII. Crates upon crates of authentic Nazi bombs, planes, and weapons, waiting for someone to take them all out and play with them. It's a history nerd's wet dream. I just hope they don't find Robot-Hitler and his army of Nazi ghosts/zombies that awaken the Fourth Reich.

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Hehe I just read it on SA too, under the sex tag of course , really cool story. As some have already pointed out, such a bunker would make a great location for a new Indiana Jones movie, complete with a robot Hitler!

You know, it's amazing what you can get people to read with that "SEX" tag.

I also love this bit from SA
"If I had been a Stasi agent in the waning days of the Cold War, I totally would have been slipping sh*t like this into the files in anticipation of reunification.

Imagine the fun when some bureaucrat stumbles across schematics for Nazi mecha, laser death ray satellites and the life support pod used to smuggle Hitler's brain out of the country." - plasticwiki

It's a reich of gassing, a reich of tears

A reich of human ovens, a reich of fears

It's a small reich after all