Mortyr 2 Revealed

Assuming this isn't some kind of sick joke, Mirage Interactive has revealed that they are heavy into developing Mortyr 2 and looking for a publisher. Check out these amazing new features!

- characters run around with proper shadows.
- limbs animation corrected (heads are now in proper place ;)
- bullets leave smoke tracks.
- grass and rocks improved.
- mesh building now fully converted to 'carmack' method.
- shadows optimised.
- particle animation optimised (blood splats - whoa!)
- extra trash implemented (makes the enviroment look more 'messy' like it should be)
- models tracks fully implemeted with their AI.

It's bad enough we are inundated with sequels to average games, now they have to assault us with this. Did Mortyr have any redeeming qualities at all?

Comments

How's this for a redeeming quality?

I never played it.

limbs animation corrected (heads are now in proper place

You cannot be serious. It took them a sequel to fix that?

Oh, don't forget my favorite improvement, "grass and rocks improved." Oh yay, better grass and rocks! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?!

Did Mortyr have any redeeming qualities at all?

NO! A friend of mine bought this on budget a while back seduced by the screenshots on the back of the case Hmm he thought that looks like RTCW Wonder why I've never heard of it? LOL how gutted he was to find out that not only was the gameplay nonexistent but that it was buggiest piece of crap EVAR! I told him next time he's buying a title he's never heard of to take me with him.(or at least try to look up reviews on this newfangled internet thing)