DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball Site Launched
The official Dead or Alive: Extreme Volleyball site has launched with some new wallpapers and other goodies related to the upcoming Xbox title. Finally, teenage gamers have a game that will make them want to touch themselves more than touching their controllers. Not that they really need the encouragement..
"We're creating a Beach Volleyball game that we envisioned a long time ago. Yes, it will have beautiful women and some objectionable material. We're creating the game the way we want it to be, we are not striving for a Teen or Mature rating. Whatever ESRB gives us, is what we have to live with. We will not have any Sexual Intercourse or Penetration in the game, that is the only thing that can make it a Adults Only game. Having nudity will not necessarily mean will receive a Adults Only rating. Rated R movies is like having a Mature rating in a way. The game will not suffer in gameplay, just imagine the fluidness of DOA3 but playing VolleyBall. Plus, it's not only a VolleyBall game?"
There's not much point in complaining about the sexual gratuity since I know I'll be picking this up for the actual volleyball if the gameplay is solid. Knowing this, I might as well just surrender to the lameness of the rest of it.
Do pretend-women lesbian make-out scenes count as penetration? Lonely gamers everywhere want to know!- Certis