This thread makes me want to go out and purchase a gas station. My life is way too damned ordinary.
This thread makes me want to recommend Paleo for a reality TV show.
This thread makes me want to recommend Paleo for a reality TV show.
I would actually get cable if this was a show.
This thread makes me want to recommend Paleo for a reality TV show.
I would actually get cable if this was a show.
Paleo, have you tried monkey swing or low level singles?
Those were pretty fun to drill back in wrestling, and at least the monkey swing could be useful in a non-wrestling set up.
On people missing work, what if you took mobile numbers and had a system where you'd text them the day before they were due to come in. Or would that make them argue that if you missed the text, it's your fault they didn't show?
Before anyone says 'They should come in themselves', I'm proposing a solution for the reality, not the expectation.
Ah. Well. In that case, kick their gosh darned assess! I applaud your efforts to be the community's pioneer into the good life. It'll be hard, but you'll be rewarded in many ways. Sucks to have to fight, but tanstaafl, I guess. If you ever come to the Islands, I got your back.
The thought of Paleo and LarryC joining forces fills me with foreboding.
Also, tagging the thread. Hope you don't mind.
This thread makes me want to recommend Paleo for a reality TV show.
I can see it now.
Mixolyde wrote:This thread makes me want to recommend Paleo for a reality TV show.
I can see it now.
My wife and I literally laughed out loud at this. She said that Paleo should do this.
The worst part is that you weren't even supposed to be here today.
Sometimes, in my mid-30s, with a mortgage and a wife and a car payment and a million other responsibilities, I wish I could just settle back and have a job like Clerks again. The 7-11 guys I talk to all the time have the most fun and see the weirdest stuff sometimes.
Yoreel wrote:The worst part is that you weren't even supposed to be here today.
Sometimes, in my mid-30s, with a mortgage and a wife and a car payment and a million other responsibilities, I wish I could just settle back and have a job like Clerks again. The 7-11 guys I talk to all the time have the most fun and see the weirdest stuff sometimes.
I had that feeling briefly, until I stop by the Sunoco on the way home at 1:30 in the morning and have a chat with the dude who looks like he's either going to kill himself or someone else, and I remember having that exact same thought while working retail.
Kick Gas: Next On A&E!
Paleocon responded "None of the other gas stations have eyeballs, so I think I'll keep yours for when I need them next."
Kick Gas: Next On A&E!
I'd watch it.
Kick Gas: Next On A&E!
*cough*
Unless you're speculating on which network would carry Paleo's show - in which case I agree :)
This thread needs to never end.
How about "Martial Gas" or "Fist Pump of Fury"
Episode 1: PUMPED WITH RAGE!
Episode 2: DRIVE OFF AND DIE!
Episode 3: SQUEEGEE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!
Is this on Netflix yet?
Tagging thread for future submission to Commandments/Hall of Fame.
Also, Dimmerswitch photoshops are best photoshops
A Fistful of Kimchee
For a Few Squeegees More
Episode 4: "Blow a Gasket"
Episode 5: "High Grade Justice"
Episode 6: "Shocks and Suspension"
Episode 7: "Undercairage Wash"
Episode 8: "Pump-Action Shotgun"
Episode 9: "Last Station to Hell"
Episode 10: "The Good, The Bad, The Korean"
Episode 11: "Flammable and Inflammable ARE THE SAME!"
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