FF2011: GWJFFL Week 7

GWJFFLK
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Booth Review Division
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#4 *-Fresno Fog (Legion_SB) 4-2 PF: 855.25
#5 *-Lars and the Real Homer (Laarrs_GWJ) 3-3 PF: 820.55
#7 Team Grumpicus (Grumpicus) 3-3 PF: 765.45
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Mu Epsilon Kappa
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#1 *-The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) 5-1 PF: 952.95
#3 *-Minaseans (mcheshier) 4-2 PF: 812.8
#6 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (kaostheory) 3-3 PF: 800.3
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Fairy Princess Division
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#9 *-Mandana (ukickmydog) 3-3 PF: 683.1
#8 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 3-3 PF: 732.65
#12 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (Jolly) 0-6 PF: 712.3
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Pops and Tops
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#2 *-Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 5-1 PF: 811.95
#10 Travis Henry is my Dad (myles_1978) 2-4 PF: 735.25
#11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 1-5 PF: 731.05
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#7 Team Grumpicus (3-3) vs #3 Minaseans (4-2)
#4 Fresno Fog (4-2) vs #6 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (3-3)
#8 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (3-3) vs #10 Travis Henry is my Dad (2-4)
#12 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (0-6) vs #11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-5)
#5 Lars and the Real Homer (3-3) vs #1 The Elliottx Experience (5-1)
#9 Mandana (3-3) vs #2 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-1)
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GWJFFL1
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North
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#9 *-KAOS - International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 3-3 PF: 664.85
#7 Minaseans (mcheshier) 3-3 PF: 778.2
#10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (elliottx) 2-4 PF: 782.85
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South
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#4 *-Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) 4-2 PF: 764.75
#3 *-New Brewton Guzzlers (cybardian) 4-2 PF: 794.35
#12 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 1-5 PF: 751
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East
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#2 *-Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 4-2 PF: 888.9
#5 *-Nightmare's Heavies (tboon) 3-3 PF: 843.55
#11 Makisupa Policemen (Phishposer) 1-5 PF: 790.05
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West
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#1 *-Legion's 9 Toenails (Legion_SB) 5-1 PF: 860.8
#8 This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (karmajay) 3-3 PF: 729.95
#6 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (gbuchold) 3-3 PF: 791.85
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#12 Grump's Chumps (1-5) vs #10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (2-4)
#1 Legion's 9 Toenails (5-1) vs #5 Nightmare's Heavies (3-3)
#8 This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (3-3) vs #2 Leap's Peeps (4-2)
#4 Old Man's Depends (4-2) vs #7 Minaseans (3-3)
#6 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (3-3) vs #11 Makisupa Policemen (1-5)
#3 New Brewton Guzzlers (4-2) vs #9 KAOS - International Organization of Evil (3-3)
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GWJFFL2
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North
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#6 *-The Randy Savages (Iridium884) 3-3 PF: 797.25
#10 No More Room in Hell (Landshrk83) 2-4 PF: 745.9
#11 Gumbie's Damnits (Gumbie) 1-5 PF: 711
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South
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#2 *-The Wild Frakkers (boogle) 5-1 PF: 863
#9 Afghan Rednecks (Bill_Bonney) 2-4 PF: 755.95
#8 My Grumps (Grumpicus) 2-4 PF: 805.7
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East
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#4 *-Bros Before Shiancoes (Kush15) 4-2 PF: 773.35
#5 *-Cobble Stoned (Cobble) 3-3 PF: 797.95
#7 Jolly's Giants (Jolly) 3-3 PF: 773.35
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West
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#1 *-The Rat Pack (Rat_Boy) 5-1 PF: 905.05
#3 *-Garion's Gruntz (garion333) 5-1 PF: 840.15
#12 Gremlins (aetrapp) 1-5 PF: 659.1
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#8 My Grumps (2-4) vs #11 Gumbie's Damnits (1-5)
#2 The Wild Frakkers (5-1) vs #10 No More Room in Hell (2-4)
#1 The Rat Pack (5-1) vs #7 Jolly's Giants (3-3)
#12 Gremlins (1-5) vs #4 Bros Before Shiancoes (4-2)
#3 Garion's Gruntz (5-1) vs #5 Cobble Stoned (3-3)
#9 Afghan Rednecks (2-4) vs #6 The Randy Savages (3-3)
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GWJFFL3
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North
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#1 *-Fighting Marmots (gwjrabbit) 6-0 PF: 942.8
#5 *-Screaming MiMis (mudbunny) 3-3 PF: 865.15
#10 Cambridge Cylons (Flitcraft) 1-5 PF: 702.45
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South
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#4 *-Stele's Anybody But the 49ers (Stele) 4-2 PF: 859.7
#6 *-Murderflies (Indy1285) 3-3 PF: 763.3
#12 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (justinbot) 1-5 PF: 663.25
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East
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#2 *-Bonkers (ukickmydog) 6-0 PF: 869.9
#8 The Honey Badgers (Apollo0507) 2-4 PF: 700.95
#9 Ray Guns (nightelfmohawk) 1-5 PF: 760.55
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West
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#3 *-Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (Grumpicus) 5-1 PF: 909.15
#7 Damp Squids (iaintgotnopants) 3-3 PF: 716.6
#11 The Wardens (Namikaze) 1-5 PF: 676.75
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#8 The Honey Badgers (2-4) vs #3 Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (5-1)
#9 Ray Guns (1-5) vs #11 The Wardens (1-5)
#2 Bonkers (6-0) vs #7 Damp Squids (3-3)
#5 Screaming MiMis (3-3) vs #6 Murderflies (3-3)
#1 Fighting Marmots (6-0) vs #12 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (1-5)
#10 Cambridge Cylons (1-5) vs #4 Stele's Anybody But the 49ers (4-2)
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GWJFFLX
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DIVISION 1
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Old Man's Goiter 2-0 PF: 228.8
Team Maximus 0-2 PF: 177.9
Leap's Dynasty Peeps 0-2 PF: 173.4
The Elliottx Excellence 0-2 PF: 119.9
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DIVISION 2
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Team Quinn 1-1 PF: 268.4
Team Johnson 1-1 PF: 230.4
Why Can't We Be Friends 1-1 PF: 230.2
Phishposer's Phollies 0-2 PF: 235.5
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DIVISION 3
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Gumbie's Dammits 1-1 PF: 231.6
Legion's Unnamed Team 1-1 PF: 196.8
Norcal Rats 1-1 PF: 192.4
Pigpen's Pigskinators 1-1 PF: 169.6
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DIVISION 4
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Team ukick 2-0 PF: 272.9
I'm Bad At Naming Things 2-0 PF: 270.3
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies 2-0 PF: 258.6
Custer's Dead Cavalry 1-1 PF: 224.2
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
Team Maximus (0-2) vs Legion's Unnamed Team (1-1)
Leap's Dynasty Peeps (0-2) vs Pigpen's Pigskinators (1-1)
Old Man's Goiter (2-0) vs Norcal Rats (1-1)
The Elliottx Excellence (0-2) vs Gumbie's Dammits (1-1)
Team Johnson (1-1) vs Team ukick (2-0)
Phishposer's Phollies (0-2) vs Custer's Dead Cavalry (1-1)
Why Can't We Be Friends (1-1) vs Ottawa Dirty Bunnies (2-0)
Team Quinn (1-1) vs I'm Bad At Naming Things (2-0)
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Legend:
* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
[color=green]d[/color] - Clinched division
[color=green]b[/color] - Clinched round 1 bye
[color=green]x[/color] - Clinched wildcard
[color=red]y[/color] - Eliminated from division contention
[color=red]z[/color] - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
[color=red]o[/color] - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Thought I changed it on espn.
f*ck their site and its damn hard to find fields.
Also, can anyone direct me as to how to make my name stop showing up?

My record is slipping.

Going to have to change my team name!

boogle wrote:

Thought I changed it on espn.
f*ck their site and its damn hard to find fields.
Also, can anyone direct me as to how to make my name stop showing up?

Go to My Team -> Team Settings. At the top change the Location, Nickname and Abbreviation.

LeapingGnome wrote:
boogle wrote:

Thought I changed it on espn.
f*ck their site and its damn hard to find fields.
Also, can anyone direct me as to how to make my name stop showing up?

Go to My Team -> Team Settings. At the top change the Location, Nickname and Abbreviation.

Nope. That does not have my real name in it.

boogle wrote:

Thought I changed it on espn.
f*ck their site and its damn hard to find fields.
Also, can anyone direct me as to how to make my name stop showing up?

I went into the ESPN account settings and changed my name to iaintgotnopants with a space for "last name". It didn't change it right away though. It took almost a week.

I changed mine over a week ago and ESPN still hasn't changed on their site.

Please edit out my name when you have time Grump

Yeah! Picked up win #2! I'm a little concerned that somehow a certain Malcolm Floyd ended up in my lineup after all the switching around I did. This is probably the only time I'll say this, but Thank God for Shonn Green and his just enough effort.

By the way, after this week, I'd be willing to sell Brees off to the highest bidder.

#12 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (0-6) vs #11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-5)

The loser claims sole possession of last place in GWJFFK. It's time to nut up or shut up!

Sorry Boogle, Gumbie, et al. I would have sworn I'd updated the script. Anyway, I've updated it again and edited the original post.

oldmanscene24 wrote:
#12 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (0-6) vs #11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-5)

The loser claims sole possession of last place in GWJFFK. It's time to nut up or shut up!

I'll be watching this one closely.

No, no I won't.

Yeah, you want to know how desperate I am for running backs? I just spent my remaining $16 on Donald Brown. That's how desperate I am.

I'm Bad At Naming Things prepare for an easy week, somehow, both my teams in the X league are on a bye. Believe me, you aren't as surprised as me. That's what I get for following the thread on my phone hehe

karmajay wrote:

I'm Bad At Naming Things prepare for an easy week, somehow, both my teams in the X league are on a bye. Believe me, you aren't as surprised as me. That's what I get for following the thread on my phone hehe

Oh man, you got my hopes up. I went up against you last week though. This week you're up against Legion.

iaintgotnopants wrote:

Yeah, you want to know how desperate I am for running backs? I just spent my remaining $16 on Donald Brown. That's how desperate I am.

Watch out for the trade deadline. You're gonna want to make your moves before then.

Man tough week for the Peeps in FFL1. My top RB and WR are on byes (McCoy and Welker) and it looks like my other RB and my kicker are out (Hillis and Janikowski). Probably going to be an easy win for Karma unless something weird happens.

LeapingGnome wrote:

Man tough week for the Peeps in FFL1. My top RB and WR are on byes (McCoy and Welker) and it looks like my other RB and my kicker are out (Hillis and Janikowski). Probably going to be an easy win for Karma unless something weird happens.

It's been that type of FF year for me, so I'm sure a couple of guys on my team will spontaneously combust or something.

Hillis officially out. Hardesty starting.

Thank goodness for smart phones. I was out at a state park all day and decided to randomly check my fantasy teams at 1230. Saw Jahvid Best was out in my other league and managed to put him on IR, and pick up Morris for the game. 6 points better than 0.

You know what's embarrassing? In another league, I'm about to lose to my 14-year-old daughter.

That's just f*cking embarrassing. I may give this stupid game up forever.
[size=6]Not really[/size]

Another huge week from Mason Crosby. That 58 yarder was awesome.

Well,this is the week my 6-0 streak breaks. Between the bye, and Graham ripping his Achilles Tendon, there's really nothing Jimmy Graham can do tonight, or MJD can do tomorrow night, to rescue me. I don't think even if they have career games they're doing 55 points.

I need MJD to do 34 or less to beat *Legion*. I am sure, rabbit, you would be glad to take a loss for such a worthy end.

After last night's Saints game vs. the Indianapolis High School State Champions, I now only need MJD ro run for 28. So we can find some common ground.

I need 30 points of production from Boldin and Flacco.
Get to root like a homer tonight.

I need 23 points from Billy Cundiff. Field goal party!

Ugh, Hightower done for the season and no timetable for Blount.

karmajay wrote:

Ugh, Hightower done for the season and no timetable for Blount.

Yay! I started Torain in 3 leagues this week and he rewarded me by losing half a point for each of my teams.

Now that bastard better get back in the lineup and make it up to me.

rabbit wrote:

After last night's Saints game vs. the Indianapolis High School State Champions, I now only need MJD ro run for 28. So we can find some common ground.

Of all the games to get my second win in. Isn't over yet but after the incompetence of that first half I've got my fingers crossed.

f*ck you Joe.
You are a real asshole.