Rapture is May 21st. Save the date.

Apparently, either my coffee got raptured and I didnt.... or vice versa. My mug is empty.

Did this already make it here?
http://www.happyplace.com/3994/if-ch...

groan wrote:

Did this already make it here?
http://www.happyplace.com/3994/if-ch...

Even if it did, thanks for the easy access to the link and the laugh.

This thread made me smile this morning even if I wasn't one of the lucky people. Enjoy it up there guys!

Location: In Heaven playing Diablo Infinite

fangblackbone wrote:

Location: In Heaven playing Diablo Infinite

I bet you can download information from the past, present and future with the infinite bandwidth you have up there. However, I understand that Heaven Telecom puts a download cap of 25 GB per eternity.

Isn't the world supposed to be consumed by fire today? If so, I probably don't need to worry. Vancouver's far too soggy to burn right now.

How do the Micro Transactions work in Diablo Infinite? Were they well received by the others?

Looking up the definition of the word rapture on thefreedictionary.com found me this little box on the side:

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/qpYw8.png)

Well played, Blue Castle Games

How do the Micro Transactions work in Diablo Infinite? Were they well received by the others?

They are a bit laggy due to the fact that they are transfered by angels. You know that phrase,"Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"? Yah, well its worse than that.

At least the rest of us can look forward to bat-out-of-hell speeds for our eternal bandwidth needs.

I did find it interesting that Comcast or AOL have no one here up in heaven.

KrazyTacoFO wrote:

I did find it interesting that Comcast or AOL have no one here up in heaven.

They'll be there 2/16/2012, sometime between noon and 4 p.m.

[url wrote:

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outr... AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

Well then, as the time zones tick away the 21st I just wanted to bid you all a fond burning destruction.

At least the rest of us can look forward to bat-out-of-hell speeds for our eternal bandwidth needs.

It figures that Diablo Infinite would have a lower ping in hell.

Hey Paleo, can you post that video of the Viking that got cheated out of Valhalla? I can't begin to find it.

Harold Camping is .... apparently not well received.

IMAGE(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/ziffel66/campingis.jpg)

And once again, the Family Radio site makes absolutely no mention of this fateful day. You'd think they'd want to warn people.

Jeff-66 wrote:

And once again, the Family Radio site makes absolutely no mention of this fateful day. You'd think they'd want to warn people.

Wait, they're not updating their site?

OH NO, THAT MEANS THEY WENT UP THE RAPTURE, THEY WERE RIGHT.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Jeff-66 wrote:

And once again, the Family Radio site makes absolutely no mention of this fateful day. You'd think they'd want to warn people.

Wait, they're not updating their site?

OH NO, THAT MEANS THEY WENT UP THE RAPTURE, THEY WERE RIGHT.

Thankfully their pets are still getting fed.

clover wrote:

Hey Paleo, can you post that video of the Viking that got cheated out of Valhalla? I can't begin to find it.

This one?

muttonchop wrote:

This one?

That's the one. Makes me feel better about being Left Behind™.

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Gravey wrote:
Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Good luck burning Seattle, God. It's damper than a mermaid's pubes up here.

Gravey wrote:
Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Have you considered a bus costume?

Jonman wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Good luck burning Seattle, God. It's damper than a mermaid's pubes up here.

Wait...does a mermaid even have pubes?

Minarchist wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Good luck burning Seattle, God. It's damper than a mermaid's pubes up here.

Wait...does a mermaid even have pubes?

Yes. Very damp ones.

Jonman wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Good luck burning Seattle, God. It's damper than a mermaid's pubes up here.

That's a strange expression, Bruce.

Jonman wrote:
Minarchist wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Good luck burning Seattle, God. It's damper than a mermaid's pubes up here.

Wait...does a mermaid even have pubes?

Yes. Very damp ones.

Well as long as everyone's having a good time

Minarchist wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Malor wrote:

Hmm, for a day of flaming destruction, I was expecting warmer weather.

Tell me about it. This weekend could use a little Rapturing, if I'm honest.

Good luck burning Seattle, God. It's damper than a mermaid's pubes up here.

Wait...does a mermaid even have pubes?

Normally, no, but, duh, today's the Rapture. Everybody knows that means mermaid pubes all around.