NFL 2011 Week 4

iaintgotnopants wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

Gus Johnson sighting!

This pretty much guarantees that the Chiefs will have a miraculous comeback in the last minute.

Not with the way Haley and Cassell are yelling at each other. OH TITTIES!

Edit: And that has to be the most bone-headed penalty I've ever seen.

Alex Smith... you continually find new ways to suck.

Commercials during football remind me how many awful shows are on network television.

*Legion* wrote:

Commercials during football remind me how many awful shows are on network television.

They have commercials during the day games?

Rat Boy wrote:

They have commercials during the day games?

They're what come on during the Jaguar games before I hit the "Prev" button on the DirecTV remote to switch to the Red Zone Channel (*).

(*) the real NFL Sunday Ticket Red Zone Channel with Andrew Siciliano, not that "NFL RedZone" cable knockoff.

Oh man... 52yd TD in KC, Gus is going nuts.

Man, I feel sorry for anybody that needs to be in a booth with Gus Johnson.

Terrible spot in the 49ers game. I hope they make the 3rd and a foot.

I love watching Roethlisberger get continually destroyed. It's sooooooo funny. Center snaps the ball, the o-line disintegrates, and then you get to watch Ben run for his life for a few seconds and hang on to the ball too long before he gets leveled. It's great stuff.

On the other hand, I started Mike Wallace on my fantasy team

*Also, Detroit's coming back on Dallas. I will find it endlessly amusing if they crush them in the fourth quarter. Dallas and Pittsburgh. My two favorite teams to watch lose.

Thin_J wrote:

I love watching Roethlisberger get continually destroyed. It's sooooooo funny. Center snaps the ball, the o-line disintegrates, and then you get to watch Ben run for his life for a few seconds and hang on to the ball too long before he gets leveled. It's great stuff.

On the other hand, I started Mike Wallace on my fantasy team

*Also, Detroit's coming back on Dallas. I will find it endlessly amusing if they crush them in the fourth quarter. Dallas and Pittsburgh. My two favorite teams to watch lose.

Anytime Rapelisburger gets smashed is a good time.

Dallas completely abandoning variety in playcalling and running three crap run plays before punting and giving Detroit a short field.

Come on Detroit. Give me the tears of Dallas fans. I crave the sustenance they provide.

*Iiiiiit's haaaappppeniiiing.

*I may have jinxed it. Offensive holding

KC wins as they fall behind in the race for Andrew Luck.

TD 49ers! Extra point for the lead.

I must have missed the last FG attempt for Philly. Did the rookie miss again or did it get blocked?

EDIT: Oh checked the gamecast on espn. 33yd, missed wide right. Two big misses today. I bet they're real happy they dumped Akers now huh?

Bengals over Bills by a FG as time expires!

ROMO INT!
GIVE US YOUR TEARS COWBOYS FANS!

Stele wrote:

Bengals over Bills by a FG as time expires! :shock:

This just... I mean...

ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO

Bwahahahaa.

garion333 wrote:

ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO

Bwahahahaa.

Let's go LIONS!!!!

49ers force and recover a fumble! Pretty funny watching a lineman chase down a WR and poke it free.

MEGATRON!

There is no way Detroit doesn't punch that in now.

*Please don't let it be Jahvid Best that does it. Anybody else. Stafford, if possible.

Woo!

Lions have 1st and Goal from the 4 and run twice up the gut; I will never understand why every single play near the end zone isn't just a fade to Megatron. Seriously, EVERY SINGLE TIME. What did they score on? Jump ball to Megatron. DO IT EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Cowboys hold Pettigrew on third down, giving Detroit the game. So, let's see . . . week one Tony Romo is a choker. Weeks two and three, he's a warrior. Week four, choker again.

garion333 wrote:

MEGATRON!

Against 12 men no less.

He's on my fantasy team too

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Lions have 1st and Goal from the 4 and run twice up the gut; I will never understand why every single play near the end zone isn't just a fade to Megatron. Seriously, EVERY SINGLE TIME. What did they score on? Jump ball to Megatron. DO IT EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Time. But I agree.

Cowboys couldn't even stop Megatron with 12 men on the field.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Lions have 1st and Goal from the 4 and run twice up the gut; I will never understand why every single play near the end zone isn't just a fade to Megatron. Seriously, EVERY SINGLE TIME. What did they score on? Jump ball to Megatron. DO IT EVERY SINGLE TIME.

It seemed like it was to force Dallas to us all their timeouts. They've got 100 seconds to go 80 yards with no timeouts.

Edit: Good time for the first sack!

Double edit: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I think I'm going to need Wes Welker to have an aneurysm to win my in my fantasy league this week.

uh.. is it football season yet? go PHILS!!!

"Vikings “win” the first Andrew Luck elimination game"

Great headline. Too bad they drafted Ponder, but that #1 spot looks mighty nice.

TheGameguru wrote:

uh.. is it football season yet? go PHILS!!!

:(

Dream. Team.