/me waits for Mex to stroll along with his clublike appendage.
Jumpin'' jehosefat yeehah!
And XPlay is still on, right? Will there be any reason at all for Adam Sessler to be involved with the show once this hits shelves (if it hasn''t already)?
Way too hot, that PS2 controller looks better than mine! I guess it''s new or some thing, but its still look better.
And XPlay is still on, right? Will there be any reason at all for Adam Sessler to be involved with the show once this hits shelves (if it hasn''t already)?
They can continue to use his voice, but any time they aren''t showing videos of gameplay the camera must be zoomed in on Morgan.
Who is this again?
1. She''s got a chin like a snow plough.
2. She''s got a PS2. She has no taste.
3. Those underpants are hideous. Never, ever, go out with a woman who think she''s Errol Flynn.
Guys....she likes videogames, so you are being misled. She''s not really hot at all.
Kate Beckinsale....now she''s hot. The current Miss USA...smokin. Morgan Webb? Puh-leaze.
Or Miss Canada from that recent thread. <gulp>
a. she''s definitely hot
b. i kinda hoped that was how she played video games... so huzzah!
c. i have to clean up now... i mean... ummm... never mind.
There can never be too many threads like this.
Now, whoever that redhead was that used to co-host Call for Help, I want to see that.
Didn''t we have the discussion a few days ago that unless there''s nipplage it''s probably safe for work?
I''d hit it, if it didn''t come with a PS2.
Didn''t we have the discussion a few days ago that unless there''s nipplage it''s probably safe for work?
My work must think it''s not safe for work, because it''s blocked by websense
Kate Beckinsale....now she''s hot. The current Miss USA...smokin. Morgan Webb? Puh-leaze.
This man speaks truth. Heed all.
[size=9](Why did you have to mention Kate? I get all weak-kneed and weepy when Kate is brought up.)[/size]
Yeah, but can any of those women cook?
One word for you gentlemen: Nigella
She looks really topheavy in those pictures. Or is that the appeal?
*Morgan is walking along* ""Whoops! Whoops! Overbalancing again!"" *Lands, tits down, in your lap*
No one at Maxim knows how to dress/make up women. Witness those Allyson Hannigan shots - way to make a cute girl look like a heroin whore.
Karla
She doesn''t look too comfortable in those shots.
No one at Maxim knows how to dress/make up women. Witness those Allyson Hannigan shots - way to make a cute girl look like a heroin whore.
I can agree with this. All their shots are pretty shitty, however their ability to get celebrities to pose provacatively makes up for it somewhat. Still, I wouldn''t pay for it.
No one at Maxim knows how to dress/make up women.
I mostly agree except for one particular shoot. They made Laura Prepon (Donna on That ''70s Show) look very sexy and she doesn''t even fit your typical ""sex symbol"" mold. I need to find those pictures on the web...
And this one too.
Oh and Karla, I totally agree.
My only other beef with Maxim is since it got so popular not many celebs are doing playboy anymore. Magazines like Maxim and Stuff should die.
Long live real pr0n.
Edits - I can''t remember half of what I want to say and I don''t want to be a posting whore. Unless you want to pay me.
/me waits for Mex to stroll along with his clublike appendage.
Wow, how did you know? Have you been peeking when I''m in the bathroom?
1. She''s got a chin like a snow plough.
2. She''s got a PS2. She has no taste.
3. Those underpants are hideous. Never, ever, go out with a woman who think she''s Errol Flynn.
1. I''d hit it
2. I''d hit it again
3. Goto 1
*Morgan is walking along* ""Whoops! Whoops! Overbalancing again!"" *Lands, tits down, in your lap*
GET OUT OF MY BRAAAIN!
The Man Face and Man Shoulders kill it for me...
<starts to wonder about the crowd here>
I agree GG. Large cans is all she has going for her. That chin scares me everytime I see it on TV.
Morgan Webb -- meh
Nigella -- meh
Other girls listed in this thread: hooray
And yeah, I had a subscription to Maxim for a year and that was a couple years back. Every issue was the same thing: Good-looking ""emerging"" celebrity chick, dress her up like a three dollar whore and interview her. Take that interview, and hideously re-word it (and take quotes out of context) to make her sound like a horny slut. ""I... once slept... with forty... guys at... once.""
Then the rest of the magazine was made up of any combination of the following: Ways to get your friends at a bar to fall on their asses, brief one-page interview with a male celebrity to make him look cool, and always some long story in the middle about some grotesque killing spree or terror camp with details of severed appendages. Sprinkle the whole publication with some minor naughty words like ""shit"" for spice. Ooh, ooh, and more homoerotic cologne ads with 90% naked men than you can shake a stick at.
Rinse, repeat each month. Yay. And, like Eezy said, now no famous chicks will do Playboy because they can get away with doing Maxim. Dammit.
I dunno, you guys are not looking at the full picture, she seems pretty attractive to me. Of course in Canada we consider a woman that''s ""got a chin like a snow plough ""an asset. Hey hon we got another 20 inches of snow last night, wanna go slide up and down the driveway.
That is the real reason we exported the current Miss Canada to you guys in the states, no snow removal skills.
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