Dwarf Fortress you sick temptress, you!

Where is Boogle, the first of his name?

I will name my first born after he who slays Quintin.

Wait... wait... something's gone horribly wrong...

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O.o

The Judge and Montalban are bringing new life into the fort with the births of their children, Bonus Eruptus and Boogle.

Its a thin line, Prozac. A thin line.

Any room for a sarcastic English dwarf ? Will supply own monocle.

Just for that you've become Judge and Montalban's 3rd child. Looks like they may be the vault's Adam and Eve

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Luckily he's at the bottom of the well several z-levels below any access to the fort. If he could fly we may have been in trouble. Of course maybe that deadly spittle will poison the water supply...

Prozac wrote:

I will name my first born after he who slays Quintin.

Wait... wait... something's gone horribly wrong...

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That's a great monster. Last one I had was a giant sloth. It was not as theatening as it could have been.

"I gave birth to Bonus Eruptus, Boogle and davet."

Check that off my list of sentences I never thought - nor am entirely comfortable - to ever write.

Prozac wrote:

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Luckily he's at the bottom of the well several z-levels below any access to the fort. If he could fly we may have been in trouble. Of course maybe that deadly spittle will poison the water supply...

Sounds like you need Batdorf, since Killer Croc has shown up.

I wish the deceased name would go off the list after you've engraved them a memorial slab. I keep having to memorialise all these dead merchants and outpost liaisons that we've never met, otherwise their ghosts seep through the walls of the vault and give us the heebie geebies. We've had heaps of strange moods and got quite a few people to legendary status. they're all working together to make Prozac King of Kings.

So far I have:

a legendary bed

Spoiler:

(for when I "stab" Quintin)

a legendary barrel for my booze
an armour stand
2 amulets and an earring, so I'm blinged out like Mr T.
a dacite Crown and a green glass scepter.

The scepter was an awesome one because the soil layer is black sand and we're built in next to a magma vent, so I've set up all the magma industries and now Niseg is a legendary glassmaker. Just gotta keep him in a constant supply of sand bags and I have unlimited masterpieces.

Legendary Dwarves!

Miners:
Coldstream
Hypatian
Quintin Stone

Carpenter:
Tamren

Masons:
LT Warhound
Quintin Stone

Engravers:
Muttonchop
Yonder

Blacksmiths:
Malor

Stonecrafters:
Prozac
Lobster Mobster
The Wanderer

Glassmaker:
Niseg

So 9 out of 23 have hit legendary status.

YES! YES!

It has taken Years but my revenge upon the Nemeslut is complete! I can't kill Quintin, but I've finally broken him!

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Montalban wrote:

"I gave birth to Bonus Eruptus, Boogle and davet."

Check that off my list of sentences I never thought - nor am entirely comfortable - to ever write.

Papa!

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Montalban wrote:

"I gave birth to Bonus Eruptus, Boogle and davet."

Check that off my list of sentences I never thought - nor am entirely comfortable - to ever write.

Papa!

Ummm... you better mean Mama! I'm not a girl.

The_Judge wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Montalban wrote:

"I gave birth to Bonus Eruptus, Boogle and davet."

Check that off my list of sentences I never thought - nor am entirely comfortable - to ever write.

Papa!

Ummm... you better mean Mama! I'm not a girl.

Bonus has two dads.

Prozac wrote:

YES! YES!

It has taken Years but my revenge upon the Nemeslut is complete! I can't kill Quintin, but I've finally broken him!

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Totally worth the wait.

(btw, I demand a re-census, my dorf was obviously asleep in the last one *hint hint*)

Oh Jesus.

Wait, which of us is the girl?

Quintin... You're the Girl

I;m striking a triumphant pose in the statue you carved.

Talk about minding your P's and Q's...

As long as I'm not Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men, I don't mind.

I can tell, this will all end in tears...

...and in Dwarf Fortress too.

Prozac wrote:

Niseg is a legendary glassmaker. Just gotta keep him in a constant supply of sand bags and I have unlimited masterpieces.


You are lucky glass is unbreakable in DF. We don't use glass cups because I tend to break them all. My wife is still hiding a few glasses for the guests. We are also running low on tea cups. I've broke a few of those, including ones I made myself ( I know a thing or two about wheel throwing and pottery). I also break plates like a Greek restaurant.

Ah, yes. I approve heartily of this thread.

This thread delivers.

A stonecrafter... always knew I was a traditionalist.

Grubber788 wrote:

Ah, yes. I approve heartily of this thread.

Grubber you started out as a fishery worker since I know how you feel about slimy fish people

I might turn all of Prozac and Quintin's labours off just so I can stick it to him

Prozac, this is freaking hilarious. Perhaps there's a spot available for an exterminator? I specialize in mice these days.

I've had to resort to "cheating" using Runesmith (in the lazy newb pack) to delete from existence the bugged out dwarf ghosts that are dying on the surface that I can't memorialize. I'm also adding CANNOT_UNDEAD flag to the races so I don't get future bugged out ghosts I can't get rid of. It should aid in saving my framerate.

Most excellent. "Scheme solved. The wood is used to construct beds. Implications are terrifying."