Uh... Shaving? (NWS dialog)

"One_of_47" wrote:
"SwampYankee" wrote:

A can of Charcoal lighter and a zippo is all I need to keep the old bush down .

Now that''s the answer I want to use every time I go into the P&C forum!

Use a capital ""B"" and you''ll be on an FBI watch list.

"Gorack" wrote:

Some people have to shave slow or they risk some nasty cuts.

Yeah, but how bumpy are these faces?

It isn''t about bumps it''s just that some people''s skin cuts easier. Or maybe they just lack my mad razor skillz.

Vector wrote:
Yet another thread to support my idea for a ""Thread of the Year/Month/Quarter"" idea.

Agreed!

I''m thinking that male body shaving is likely much more important to the single/on-the-market guys than the off-the-market guys.

Female body shaving, of course, is important to both groups.

"Vector" wrote:

Yet another thread to support my idea for a ""Thread of the Year/Month/Quarter"" idea.

I agree completely!

"SwampYankee" wrote:
"One_of_47" wrote:
"SwampYankee" wrote:

A can of Charcoal lighter and a zippo is all I need to keep the old bush down .

Now that''s the answer I want to use every time I go into the P&C forum!

Use a capital ""B"" and you''ll be on an FBI watch list.

FBI? How about Secret Service!

Two teens sneak into a yacht club to steal some stuff, notice that they''re being recorder by a surveillance camera, and don''t know any better than setting the whole place on fire in panic.

One of the boats in the hangar happens to belong to George Bush Sr. Imagine what follows up.

A link to a Google cache

Thusly, we''re closing the circle between shaving and the War On Terror. QED. I''ll be here all week.[/url]

"SwampYankee" wrote:
"One_of_47" wrote:
"SwampYankee" wrote:

A can of Charcoal lighter and a zippo is all I need to keep the old bush down .

Now that''s the answer I want to use every time I go into the P&C forum!

Use a capital ""B"" and you''ll be on an FBI watch list.

Now that explains it. I just got out of my weekly meeting and they were all over me about ""what do you know about this SwampYankee guy, which was weird because last week they were stuck on Seymour Hersh.""

-I''m late! Hellfire!

FOr the love of god, man change that Avatar!!

"Mr.Swarvey" wrote:

Oh. And she said she would shave herself completly as well.

Go for it.

Look it is not like it will never grow back.

While she may not be the girl you will marry one day why not have some fun with each other.

By the way this advice is only if you are over 18. Otherwise my official stance is abstain.

WTF is NWS dialog? I don''t know a lot of message board lingo.

Forgive me and my big, bumpy face.

Not Work Safe.

Ah. Yes. Excellent.

Glad I could help.

Hypothetically (that being that any female would want to see me a] naked, and b] shaved), I''d do it. As Maladen said, have some fun. If nothing else it will provide you with a good drinkin'' story for the guys someday down the road.

Heck yeah I say. If she wanted to do it while you wear snorkel gear with fins go for it too.

Live life to its fullest.

As long as it does not involve bodily harm, why not?

Now if you are not into it don''t do it but if you are on the fence you could always tell her to lead by example and see if that ummm....helps.....things along.

I''ll just stick to shaving the big head, not the little one.

"spot778" wrote:

I''ll just stick to shaving the big head, not the little one.

Umm...if you have hair on that head you my friend have issues that shaving can not address.

So, let''s revisit this thread. I am wondering whatever eventually transpired?

Let''s not and look at her some more.

Yeah, uh...
Against my better judgement, I depillatated (sp) myself.
And she made it worth my while.
As my thread was already branded with the NWS, I shant go into the details of how she made it worth my while.
But she did.
Really.
Nice.
Me likee.

I love a story with a happy ending.

I see it in a totally opposite way -- now that the thread has already been branded NWS anywawy, why won''t you divulge the details?

Maybe others here will follow your suit?

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

Maybe others here will follow your suit?

Becareful what you wish for, be really, really careful.

My advice is this:

Don''t let her steal your manhood!!

I think we ought to hold a Man-pride march led by the hairest, gruffest, burliest blokes we can muster. Its about time we ended this contemporary cowed shame of the Y-Chromosome.

*struts around naked and aloof*

Edit: Damnit man! You''ve let us down, I''m going to have to ask for your complimentary pipe and beard to be returned to sender.

"Mr.Swarvey" wrote:

Yeah, uh...
Against my better judgement, I depillatated (sp) myself.
And she made it worth my while.
As my thread was already branded with the NWS, I shant go into the details of how she made it worth my while.
But she did.
Really.
Nice.
Me likee.

I''m gonna be mature and not parade around saying ''I told you so.''

Still one of the best threads ever.....

I''m gonna be mature and not parade around saying ''I told you so.''

I still maintain that that''s not a general guideline, but a localized... well, aberration isn''t the right word, but it''s close.

So there [size=4]you bald-nutted freak[/size].

Mr.Swarvey, so, did this entire experience, like, change your whole life and stuff?

Well I wasn''t the same after reading this thread.

"Gorilla.800.lbs" wrote:

Mr.Swarvey, so, did this entire experience, like, change your whole life and stuff?

For some reason the phrase ""opening the third eye"" jumps to mind.
.
.
In a completely non-sexual, transcendal way. No, wait, what''s this thread about again?

Sex... no wait.. low friction surfaces... no.. errr