I just can't seem to stop. Some of those are hilarious....and oddly true.
My favorites:
Life is actually pretty fun. Now this....
30% off the list price of ugly.
A neckbeard is a tie. Do you have nothing better to make it totally fell apart in a damn thing.
Jack-all gets started.
I can start sharing the box.
I love every Batman movie ever. It's okay.
I have made a whole loaf of such a hot streak at regular intervals. Just wrapped up with most things!
I think I'm still coming.
It's like a 50/50 chance of time.
I tried it out expecting to be thoroughly unimpressed and it had me laughing by try #3...
Well done! site will be thrilled with lots of the gods have to indulge in under 140 chars.
I tried it out expecting to be thoroughly unimpressed and it had me laughing by try #3...
That can be my next tweet wrote:Well done! site will be thrilled with lots of the gods have to indulge in under 140 chars.
Ok:
" Lemon Juice, Honey and has never aired in his entire life. I'm happy for Corruption".
: D
30% off the list price of ugly.
Oh man, I don't even know what it means, but it seems like a great deal!
I hear this is what all the cool kids do nowadays.
http://www.twitter.com/Bishop_RS
Let's all follow each other. Lemmings: Zeitgeist! Someone at least shout if you're first off the cliff.
I hear this is what all the cool kids do nowadays.
http://www.twitter.com/Bishop_RS
Let's all follow each other. Lemmings: Zeitgeist! Someone at least shout if you're first off the cliff.
I love zesty lemons. I mean, what?
Here are some of mine:
Sweet, thanks for the time to return home. has your skills. I'm currently jealous of West Wing too.
I won't have been a great idea. :3 Mmmmm.... Sounds like promoting. It must have another 3DS and curly?
Update! Tea" is truly sane." Some of Cellar Door tonight. GNH needs to eat, I think it's delicious.
Dear inspiration, Let's get along? I don't ever mold. That was a series of White Rabbit, gives me I can.
OMG. Yessssssss. That sounds delicious right now. Dinner will be more supportive when I live in the first!
Picture? ;- Plotting a great idea. :3 Cowardly Lion will strike me. Dinner will be yours.
They will happen. Pasta of Deadliest Catch this sounds good episode of work.
My personal favorite:
Has been posted! I live in the tip. : I did a rabbit. Mmmmm, bacon. Hahaha. Well, I was a gas leak.
Update! Tea" is truly sane."
The truth is spoken.
I hear this is what all the cool kids do nowadays.
http://www.twitter.com/Bishop_RS
Let's all follow each other. Lemmings: Zeitgeist! Someone at least shout if you're first off the cliff.
Added. I'm LeSili.
Dear inspiration, Let's get along? I don't ever mold.
Dude. Stop trying.
Every so often I come across a twitter account that makes me enjoy reading their tweets. This weekend, @BoobsRadley is that account.
Evidence:
When David Cassidy sings "I think I love you/so what am I so afraid of" I bet his ex-wife takes a big swig of chardonnay & yells "INTIMACY!"
"You can't do this to me! My daughter is on TWITTER!" -things I like to imagine my dad screaming as he's dragged out of a bar.
Ugh, I've watched the episode where Clarissa explains string theory like five times, and I STILL don't get it.
That is a good one. I enjoy @MarylandMudflap
I have just started posting in here though I registered years ago and listen to the podcast. My lameness is @sjam613.
I have been on twitter for a while, but just started following GWJ people. My username is @DanielGWarner. I don't really post, but maybe that will change in the future.
Edit: decided to change my username to be easier to know who I am. Now it is @AsterithGWJ.
Yeah, the updates are definitely not "constant" as advertised.
Get on that Banks!
Not really ... dear god my stream moves faster than I can keep up now!
LOL. I still don't use Twitter.
I have decided it's probably a good idea if I deleted some of my sweary drunken tweets if I'm going to keep my account public. Especially those tweeted during Eurovision....
John Hodgman retweeted one of my replies to him. #IAmSoAwesome
John Hodgman retweeted one of my replies to him. #IAmSoAwesome
Oh yeah? I've been retweeted by William Gibson. #YouMayBeAwesomeButIAmMoreCyberpunk
Touche.
Quintin_Stone wrote:John Hodgman retweeted one of my replies to him. #IAmSoAwesome
Oh yeah? I've been retweeted by William Gibson. #YouMayBeAwesomeButIAmMoreCyberpunk
Oh yeah? I met William Gibson
I've started favoriting my replies/retweets from celebrities.
Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.
Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.
At least I haven't asked whether the carpet matches the drapes
Quintin_Stone wrote:Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.
At least I haven't asked whether the carpet matches the drapes :P
Because you know the answer?? DO TELL!
It does. But not the upholstery.
Quintin_Stone wrote:Tanglebones is famous for scarring Felicia Day emotionally.
At least I haven't asked whether the carpet matches the drapes :P
It may have been kind of a rude thing to ask, but the expression on her face when the guy next to her explained it was priceless.
Is anyone else getting an issue where Twitter isn't showing their feed? Mine also claims I don't follow anybody.
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