Why Was I Banned?

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Humorous stories about less-than-intelligent XBox Live users upset because they've been banned from the service.

(Some language NSFW.)

A personal favorite:

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I was thinking of this in the Fat, Ugly or Slutty? thread, but couldn't remember the URL or where I saw it. It's another example of what some people seem to think is perfectly acceptable behaviour.

Scratched wrote:

I was thinking of this in the Fat, Ugly or Slutty? thread, but couldn't remember the URL or where I saw it. It's another example of what some people seem to think is perfectly acceptable behaviour.

But deathmaster251 was displaying perfectly acceptable behaviour! He never broke the Terms of Use, except for that one time he did, he definitely never uses glitches to get achievements, except after he's done the campaigns, and don't tell him about his bio because it doesn't advertise modding achievements for pay anymore.

Sheesh! Explained clearly like that, it all seems entirely rational to me!

Saw the new thread and thought, "Wait, Lostlobster was banned? Did they ban the wrong lobster?"

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Saw the new thread and thought, "Wait, Lostlobster was banned? Did they ban the wrong lobster?" :D

Me too. I was briefly sad to lose a fellow crustacean.

Now I am merely infuriated to keep a rival!

I like this one:

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

Saw the new thread and thought, "Wait, Lostlobster was banned? Did they ban the wrong lobster?" :D

Me too. I was briefly sad to lose a fellow crustacean.

Now I am merely infuriated to keep a rival! ;)

I ain't afeared of you, cousin. Here's an image of someone who tried to cross me, once.

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Once.

Also...
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XBLPET Juliet is the best:

Naggers[/url]]...Additionally, the lyrics to that song do not use the word you are claiming it does.

The Spice Must Flow[/url]]...Also, the spice you're referring to is cumin. The spice you so adamantly defended does not exist.

I have no idea who XBLPET JULIET is, but I'm pretty sure I'm now in love with her.

lostlobster wrote:

I ain't afeared of you, cousin. Here's an image of someone who tried to cross me, once.

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Once.

Oh yeah? Which one are you?

You want a face palm? Here, read this...

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Ha, good find lobster!

What a great site! As much as I admire these xbox admins for keeping their cool when dealing with cretins, I bet they have nothing but contempt for humanity after doing it for a while.

trueheart78 wrote:

You want a face palm? Here, read this...

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Well, he is right. There isn't anything effensive in his bio.

Running Man wrote:

What a great site! As much as I admire these xbox admins for keeping their cool when dealing with cretins, I bet they have nothing but contempt for humanity after doing it for a while.

Yeah, but you could say the same thing about playing on XBL with your mic on.

Man, some of these are just keepers...
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I see a common theme amongst the banned--Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Call of Duty . . .

Guess that guy feels very strongly that the only phrase that sums up his identity is... burning Jews... Ugh.

trueheart78 wrote:

I like this one:

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Wow, I think I actually saw that guy on BF:BC2 (PC) yesterday.

subbed for more crustacean attacks.

tagged for later reading

This seems like as good a place as any to point out that if it weren't for the GWJ community, I almost certainly wouldn't play games online anymore.

So high-five to you guys!

Running Man wrote:

What a great site! As much as I admire these xbox admins for keeping their cool when dealing with cretins, I bet they have nothing but contempt for humanity after doing it for a while.

It has definitely been a cavalcade of comedy/massacre of English. I do feel a little sorry for this guy though:

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Now he's going to have to bring that up at the next meeting. "Guys, look, this just came to my attention about our acronym..."

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Ug, I make one joke about LobsterMobster's mom and he sends me this
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Part of me would love this job. Part of me wants to send back corrections and tell them to try again. Most of me is exhausted figuring out what the messages are trying to say.

Blind_Evil wrote:

It's because dumbasses play it.

FTFY.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

I see a common theme amongst the banned--Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Call of Duty . . .

It's because everybody plays it.

Thinking on it, I would ban my roommate for his GT if I could. Not because it's racist or otherwise offensive, just because it's so goddamn stupid.

XuhQtionerr.

Ex uh Q tioner. Get it? I hate him.

Clemenstation wrote:
Blind_Evil wrote:

It's because dumbasses play it.

FTFY.

Dumbasses play everything, I stand by my post.

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