Kingdom of Loathing

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Box-In-The-Box:
Nothing-In-The-Box and Box

So aparently Sway helped inspire this game.
http://www.freewebs.com/thekingdomof...

Also I sold Pyro a Beer for 1 piece of meat. That made me laugh when I did it. Best Game Ever.

Can I get some beer aswell?

Whats your name in the game? I''ll send you a beer. I''m saving the wine for myself though.

Alexander. I like to keep things simple.

You can now get drunk. That beer is a 120 oz. Well, maybe not, but you can pretend.

It was quite refreshing, it gave me 2 adventures and 4 mojos.

My name Alan Greenspan! send me a beer!

No more beers, but I sent you a saucepan and 1 meat. Maybe you can become a chef on the side.

How much can I sell a meat stack for ya think? I put one on the flea market for 800 meat.

A meat stack is 100 meat. You can do an auto-sale thing and get 100 meat for it. But thats all you would ever get for it.

crap. Maybe someone will take pity on me.

I''m gona be putting some items up for sale on the flea market soon, I''m gona give you guys discount rates if you want them now. Trades are welcome.

Helmet Turtle: 30
Spooky-Gro Fertilizer: 500
spider web: 125
scroll of turtle summoning: 150

I have all of those items, but if you wanna get drunk one night i''ll try to find as much beer as possible and share with everyone.

Damn, I need cash. I want to buy the Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium so I can grow musqitos on my campsite.

what good is the scroll of turtle summoning, alex?

ya, me too, i have about 700 meat and want to buy a tenderizing hammer.

"Sanjuro" wrote:

what good is the scroll of turtle summoning, alex?

I had one and used it. You get a tortoise''s blessing. Whatever that is.

"Alexander" wrote:

Damn, I need cash. I want to buy the Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium so I can grow musqitos on my campsite.

I just bought one and put a mosquito in it. Sweetness.

Mosquitos are awesome. Mine sucks life out of my opponents and gives it to me.

So are we gonna start a clan or what?

What the hell are you guys talking about?

You can get extra adventures? Just by drinking beer? Where can I buy beer?

"Duttybrew" wrote:

What the hell are you guys talking about?

ROFL! And another one will be ensnared!

Fear me!! I am setanta teh tern slapper.
Wielding a mighty knob goblin scimitar I fearlessly beat baby seals..

"Sanjuro" wrote:

So are we gonna start a clan or what?

No doubt! First one to level 7 starts a GWJ clan!

I''m only on 3 right now, I applied for a few clans but I didn''t join any yet. Look like I''ll wait. Anyone know wheres the best place to get moxie? I''ve heard sleazy back alley, but the spooky forest seems to be better.

The forest, without a doubt. There is an event there that comes up quite often that gives you 3 moxie points. I can''t seem to find any good mysticality point spots yet, just a point here and a point there. I''m almost to 15 though, so hopefully the knob goblin kitchens will help me out.

Having a GWJ clan would rock so hard. In a totally heterosexual platonical sense.

"painthappens" wrote:

You can get extra adventures? Just by drinking beer? Where can I buy beer? :D

I''ve just been finding it.

[edit]If anyone wants to contact me or send me meat or hate mail my name is KrazyTacoFO [/edit]

Sweet someone has bought my Spooky Tree Sapling for 600, I''m up 1274 meat now. Too bad theres no tavern to buy drinks at, I''d get us all some drinks to celebrate.

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