Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

"Alexander" wrote:

Its kind of both if you think about it.

I''d really, really rather not.

OOOKAY.... so there was another box.. and why was this box not opened? This guy is getting.. argh! I WANT TO KNOW WHATS INSIDE!! But then again, who doesnt eh?

This saga will go down in message boards history...

Okay, you''ve waited long enough for it. All is about to be revealed. Thank you all for helping to make this the most bizarre thread I''ve ever participated in. You''ve ridiculed me, goaded me, and called my very manhood into question. However, it was all worth it. I''m hosting the video file myself and my host probably has my bandwidth throttled, so I ask you to right-click and save the file locally so that more people can get a hold of it.

VIDEO - 200k - Opening The Box - (right-click and Save As, please!)

And the detailed pictures of the box that lay within the box:

First contact.

Well, it might be a little evil.

And there you have it. Eventually conversation will die down and this thread will close. We will all have to seek a new mystery in life. Actually, I was doing some gardening yesterday and my shovel hit something strange. I tried to dig it out, but it was clearly way too big. What I''ve been able to uncover so far looks...and I don''t want to jump to any conclusion...sort of like a spaceship!

I didn''t think the identity/contents of the ""box within The Box"" would be revelaed until sweeps week. At long last, I can sleep soundly again. So, when will you open and/or fly The Spaceship?

and so endeth an era.

hey anyone know where i can get some moth flakes?

Well I, for one, will look back on my days as a zombie with a certain affection and perhaps even a bit of longing.

Who knew the neighbors would be so delicious. Of course, the remaining neighbors now have a tendency to recoil in horror when they see me but I think they''ll get over it in time.

No!!! The saga and mystery shall continue!!! See the fluid spill spot? That is obviously dried (possibly unholy) blood. It is time for you to start CSI Baltimore! You must!

And here''s a little bit of something to make this thread worth reading to the end!

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Vic: He''s in a San Quentin, transfers into a Double Dirty Nurse.
Kenny: Not everyone can do a dirty nurse.
Vic: Right you are, Kenny.

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Vic: Here''s Mile Rogers.
Rogers: I work for no one!
Vic: He''s a rigless truck driver, which means he has no truck, no trailer for rent, or room to let 50 cents. No pool, no phone no pets for that matter.
Kenny: I bet he''s got no cigarettes.
Vic: He is definately a man of means by no means.
Kenny: He''s like king of the road.
Vic: Right you are Ken.

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Kenny: Hey Vic, you were married once and now you''re divorced, do you ever see your ex wife?
Vic: Yes, but only from the stipulated distance laid out in the restraining order.
Kenny: Haha, cool. Do you ever talk to her?
Vic: Not since caller ID.

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Vic: And here''s Tabuli Babaganoosh, owner of Happy Jihad''s One Way Truck Rentals.

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Vic: [introducing the next contestant on DASH TO DEATH] ...""he''s a tub caulker.""
Kenny: Oh so he''s into fat chicks.
Vic: I''m not sure what he''s into Ken!
Kenny: So what does he do with his caulk?
Vic: he sticks it in the crack, Ken
Kenny: Oh so he''s in porn than!
Vic: Kenny listen, he is in construction!
Kenny: You say he sticks his caulk in the crack and he''s in construction?
Vic: Caulking, it''s used to fill cracks. It''s a compound.
Kenny: He built a place to do this.
Vic: Ah Kenny!
Kenny: Am I missing something?
Vic: Well thanks to you we practically missed the entire run...

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Vic: First up for the adult entertainers is Candy Assanopolous, she wrote the surprise adult hit ''My Big Stained Greek Bedding''.

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Vic: And here''s Harley the Carp, the mascot for ''I Can''t Believe It''s Carp'', the tangy butter substitute.
Kenny: [singing] It covers my toast like a stinky, fishy tarp! I know it''s not butter, but (Vic joins in) I Can''t Believe It''s Carp!

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Vic: ...she''s a professional masticator.
Kenny: Vic, you can''t say that on TV.
Vic: No, Kenny, she pre-chews meat for the elderly.

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PITURES OF TEH SPACESHIP!!!!!11ONE

Dig it UP! Dig it UP!

I demand pictures of the spaceship.

So, the real question now is: were there any moths in the box when you opened it? because if not, you just found some effective moth-killin'' stuff.

What''s all this about a box?

"Flux" wrote:

No!!! The saga and mystery shall continue!!! See the fluid spill spot? That is obviously dried (possibly unholy) blood.

I was just thinking the same thing. End of story... or is it?!?

here''s a site with a little info on White Tar Moth Flakes
http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/toxprofiles...
pretty nasty stuff...
hrere are some alternatives to Moth Balls and Flakes.

http://www.planetshoup.com/easy/tips...

When doing a google image search on White Tar, i get this picture
IMAGE(http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:o1yQP-537FoJ:www.scenepointblank.com/covers/00064.jpg)

Hmmmm, not exactly what I expected. It wasn''t a Pirate Cat of the Damned. Nor was it a shelving system. But it did have poison in it. So maybe it is evil. Or the evil is ROAMING HIS HOUSE! And just forgot it''s poison. Hmmmm, man you have a Dumbass evil spirit.

I am a little upset that Sway left out one of the pictures of what really happened when the moth flakes were opened:

IMAGE(http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/severedhand.jpg)

"groan" wrote:

here''s a site with a little info on White Tar Moth Flakes
http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/toxprofiles...
pretty nasty stuff...

From the link:

When a substance is released from a large area, such as an industrial plant, or from a container, such as a drum or bottle, it enters the environment. This release does not always lead to exposure. You can be exposed to a substance only when you come in contact with it. You may be exposed by breathing, eating, or drinking substances containing the substance or by skin contact with it.

Aha! Just as I expected, we DID release something EVIL! and Sway touched it!

Aha! Just as I expected, we DID release something EVIL! and Sway touched it!

EEEEK!!!!11two3

Well, I have another question. The box contained a box of White Tar Moth Flakes, apparently placed there to kill the evil mutant moths no doubt imprisoned in the box. But where are the moth corpses?

It was a tricksy evil. It knew the bumbling buffoon denizens of the house would eventually stumble upon the courage to open the box so it flew for the winter.

Well, I have another question. The box contained a box of White Tar Moth Flakes, apparently placed there to kill the evil mutant moths no doubt imprisoned in the box. But where are the moth corpses?

Judging by the heat up in that attic, they all melted.

They also could have been stuck in those mammoth cob webs. I''ve never seen anything like that outside of a zombie movie.

He actually opened it! I was out of town thought about the box ''o evil on friday night. Seeing that the sun did in fact rise on Saturday, I figured either Sway wimped out or it didn''t contain what we all feared.

Ah well, enjoyed the thread.

Now what''s this about a spaceship?

I think were all mising the big question. Who in there right mind builds a coffin-like box just to leave a box of mothballs inside?

I think were all mising the big question. Who in there right mind builds a coffin-like box just to leave a box of mothballs inside?

A vampire who doesn''t want his clothes eaten by moths.

Also I can''t get the movie to work.

Do you have quicktime?

Also I can''t get the movie to work.

It''s the evil at work I say.

It''s the evil at work I say.

The evil work of Windows Media Player!!!! dunh, dunh, dunh!!!

I feel somehow let down. I demand that Sway puts something evil the box, and opens it again.