But at least we''ll have it on video and watch it on ""America''s Most Malevolent Videos"" next Thursday night.
Oh, and I''m sure the puppy deserved it.
I offer a humble benediction from the Lord of the Chance.
Oh no! The Apocolypse has started. Look at all of our pics. It''s a sign we will all be dead and damned.
It must mean he opened the box.
Bastard.
Brains... must eat brains...
Oh, thats just great!! Now I gotta fight the Demon hordes if I wanna make it to Easter dinner.
Oh, thats just great!! Now I gotta fight the Demon hordes if I wanna make it to Easter dinner.
This is different how?
We shouldn''t have urged him to open the box.
Maybe we can ask him to close it?
Well, Sway and swaydora are currently browsing the forums so at least they or the malignant forms that sequestrated them recall how to make the web thingie function. We should view this as a positive sign.
Unless of course it''s the new & improved zombie version of Sway & Swaydora. You know the new head honchos of the Demon hordes.
Waitaminute, so that little lamp was in the box? And it was lit?! EVIL! You anger me with your obliqueness and your sly, unrevealing camera angles.
Hmmmm, they lived......or did they?
I dont think so, they had the lamp before the opening.
He totally sold us out. WHAT""S IN THE BOX?
With all this teasing, Sway''s got a great future as a courtesan.
What can we conclude thus far:
1. It was not a whole sh*tload of money.
2. It was not a corpse or anything else really freaky.
The basis for these conclusions is that no one would go drinking and play Mario Kart if they were not true. If you can follow that.
OOOH OOOH! Maybe it was Mario Kart and beer?
With all this teasing, Sway''s got a great future as a courtesan.
What can we conclude thus far:
1. It was not a whole sh*tload of money.
2. It was not a corpse or anything else really freaky.The basis for these conclusions is that no one would go drinking and play Mario Kart if they were not true. If you can follow that.
I''d agree if they were playing Mario Kart 64, but with the original...
It COULD have been vast quantities of cursed pirate gold, and Sway''s just playing it cool because he doesn''t want to share.
It also could be he released the spirit of pestilence and death onto the world. I know I don''t quite feel like myself all of a sudden . . .
Sway is the biggest cocktease since Elizabeth Hurley
Sturdy looking roof. I''m all about a beefy joist.
Sturdy looking roof. I''m all about a beefy joist.
I think Sway is already taken.
You fools!!
Sway''s dead!!! The zombies got him!!!
Open your eyes to the truth!!!!
Surely the last days are upon us!!
Sturdy looking roof. I''m all about a beefy joist.
You fools!!
Sway''s dead!!! The zombies got him!!!
That''s even sicker!!
Outstanding, Spleen!
And on the other side of the world, a man awoke to a sneezing fit.......
............It had begun..........
I''m getting a headache. Kind of hard to do that when the brain is gone...
I''m getting a headache. Kind of hard to do that when the brain is gone...
Not really. If your brain had been replaced with a squirming mass of evil struggling to burst free from it''s boney confines, it''d probably feel like a throbbing headache . . .
Help i''m surounded by CHUD''s. Ah well when you can''t beat um join um... Braaaiiinnsss!
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