Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

I call front seat. And the couch at Sway''s. And anything tasty in the fridge. And the opportunity to throw everyone in front of the malevolence once it escapes out of the box and recovers from its discomfort.

Or I could just stay home and read about it while eating my own frozen delight.

I call the back left window seat. And the lazy boy at Sway''s.

I call the trunk. Also I would like Sway''s spare bed, failing that I will take over Sway''s current bed.

Wow, bold man Vector. I hear Sway hogs the covers.

I hear he spoons too. I hope you enjoy snuggling with a man with an evil box of vengance.

After a re-review of the photos, I believe the source of forboding evil is actually the orphaned Christmas tree branch lying in front of the ominous box of death. The branch is definately evil, and quite smug in its evilness. Just look at it -> ""oh come closer, I am nothing but a harmless metal and plastic branch, I will not hurt you....""
And then WHAM! ornament hook in the eye.
Sway had better make sure he has the only known object to slay errant, evil Christmas tree branches, a bubble light! You have been warned! muhahahah. or something...

Hey is there a pool on this event yet? March Madness is almost over you know...

What?!? You think that maybe the Box o'' Vengeance might be the jealous type?

Or mayhap Sway spoons the aforementioned box?

"cartoonin99" wrote:

What?!? You think that maybe the Box o'' Vengeance might be the jealous type?

Or mayhap Sway spoons the aforementioned box? :mrgreen:

I don''t know why, but after I read that I couldn''t stop laughing. I think it might be the idea of Sway spooning with a box that wants to kill him that put me over the edge.

The box is evil. And vengeful. It gives splinters.

longest. terrifying. thread. ever. (at least as far as GWJ is concerned).

My god, its not whats in the box but its the box itself! The box must be burned or it will enslave us all!

Good god. That''s it Alexander. Bring your pitchforks and flames fellers. It''s box roasting time!

Hurray!! I do enjoy a good box roast. Delicious with tar-tar sauce.

Wow, bold man Vector.

What can I say, I live life on the edge. On day staying in Sway''s bed, next day taunting Elysium with DSL capabilities.

2.....

The deadline will be met.

Make sure to post a video of how bad your hands are shaking when you open it.

I figured out a solution on how we can determine of how evil is the presence in the box... and for this we need Certis''s help. (Unless Sway can dish out a 500-6k$ for a sword.) Here is the thing first we need to stab the box with the sword... kitchen knife will not due, and I want to emphasize that kitchen knife is not a toy and every time some one tries to defend them-self's from evil with a knife... ends up dead. That is a no-no... unless you hate Sway''s Friday comic! So back to the solution, we (or in this case Sway) stab the box with sword, if we hear angry scream... than it''s evil, if it''s a lost puppy sound that it was some thing good and you killed it... hope you can live with it. Poor puppies... you puppy killer. Than again if it''s a crunchy sound than perhaps you found a big stash of nachos or big infestation of killer cockroaches... in either case good luck! We want pictures! Video preferably...

if it''s a lost puppy sound that it was some thing good and you killed it... hope you can live with it. Poor puppies... you puppy killer

SWAY!
How could you!

can we see the video of you killing the puppies?

can we see the video of you killing the puppies?

You sick sick SICK bastard! Damn you groan!!

[size=9]Mind if I see the video?[/size]

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Wasn''t there something about the 3rd seal of the apocolypse being an opening of a box?

1st seal: war
2nd seal: famine
3rd seal: box

"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

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can we see the video of you killing the puppies?

You sick sick SICK bastard! Damn you groan!!

[size=9]Mind if I see the video?[/size]

I am sooo sorry, i dont know what came over me!!!

[size=9]i''ll make you a copy after i show my family.[/size]

"groan" wrote:
"KrazyTaco[FO" wrote:

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can we see the video of you killing the puppies?

You sick sick SICK bastard! Damn you groan!!

[size=9]Mind if I see the video?[/size]

I am sooo sorry, i dont know what came over me!!!

[size=9]i''ll make you a copy after i show my family.[/size]

And I hope it never happens again!!!

[size=9]Thanks. VHS, Beta or DVD is fine.[/size]

I have a Sony handicam that has a nightvision mode like in Splinter Cell or the Paris Hilton video (uh... not that I''ve seen that ).

See, a REAL man would go up in the attic with no lights and just the nightvision equipped video cam. Start the tape rolling and remember to try to throw the camera through the attic hole once the awakened undead start to feed on your flesh. If your wife makes it out of the house with the camera before the undead make it out of the attic she can send us the video!!!

This seems like a Win - Win scenario to me.

"Spleen" wrote:

like in Splinter Cell or the Paris Hilton video

And that, folks, is how you get to work both of those into a sentence.

today''s the day...i''m beginning to shiver and will probably continue to do so untill the deed is done.
even then, with all the evil that is due to pour out, i will shiver for the rest of eternity.

When is H Hour?

When the rivers begin to flow red with blood! Blood from our necks!

''The day of the prophecy is upon us! This is your 24 hour warning! Let us all get drunk!

I''m all for that....

I''m scared. Someone hold me. LET GO PYRO! I mean a woman.

Help us woman, or we''re all...DOOMED!

Uh, you realize evil can be sneaky right? You might poke it with the sword and get the puppy sound. Sway rushes over to try and save the poor puppy he just stabbed, only to open the box and have the malevolence, cackling evilly, devour us all.