Will Sway Really Open the Box on Friday?

Well? Will I?

Place your bets, folks.

No, you won''t. Because when you open it and find it empty, we will all be let down, you''ll get fired from GWJ, and you''ll run for the hills with your tail between your legs hoping, praying that one day you''ll lose the nickname, ""Geraldo"".

Better question. When it turns out to be filled with creamy nougat or something equally unthreatening, will you admit it?

I''m betting its Jimmy Hoffa in there... they made a baseball card of him

No you won''t-you have too much invested in this to open it now. It might turn out to be like Geraldo.....

I''m guessing he chickens out again. Until the roof falls off and some daylight can permeate the attic, Sway will lose his marbles at the last minute every time.

Well from the poll it looks like we all have great confidence in your cowardice.

I''ll give a vote that you do it, Sway. You came pretty close last time.

No, you teh vagina.

Dateline Saturday, April 9 2004. Demons Unleashed In Baltimore, Mankind Feared Doomed. Sources Blame Local Buffoon.

Is it ironic that I just saw the episode of Buffy last night where the kid in a coma makes everyone''s nightmares come true?

Is it ironic that I just opened a box of Wheaties and screaming hell bats spilled out and attacked the furniture?

copycat.

You should sue Wheaties, you could score some serious cash that way. Unless ... is there any fine print on the box that says ""Warning: The FDA states that this product may contain furniture-attacking hell bats?""

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]You should sue Wheaties, you could score some serious cash that way. Unless ... is there any fine print on the box that says ""Warning: The FDA states that this product may contain furniture-attacking hell bats?""

They should also include a ""Hell Bat"" killing axe in as the prize in the box. Fair is fair.

""Well? Will I?""

Probably not.

There''s a small loft above my bedroom. It''s big enough for a man to crawl into. I can hear things scrabbling in it at night.

I''m not sure what they are. I''m scared to find out. My father suggested I stick the cat into the loft to find out for me.

If you open the box I will go into the loft.*

IDgaf

*On conditions that I''ve access to gloves, a dustbin lid shield, a crash helmet, nightvision goggles and a digital camera.

"Pyroman[FO" wrote:

""]You should sue Wheaties, you could score some serious cash that way. Unless ... is there any fine print on the box that says ""Warning: The FDA states that this product may contain furniture-attacking hell bats?""

this is why i dont eat cereal....i just bought new couches.

I say there was no box to begin with; Sway just likes the attention...!

Poor Sway. I''ll vote yes, we''ve got to give him some encouragement guys. If we all vote ""no way"" then he''ll just use that as an excuse to not open in the box. If all vote yes and then he still doesn''t do it, well, he''ll deserve whatever ridicule we heap upon him

"mateo" wrote:

They should also include a ""Hell Bat"" killing axe in as the prize in the box. Fair is fair.

Maybe the screaming hell bats were the prize. Now, granted, I''d rather get a Captain Midnight Decoder Ring, all things being equal... At least the Decoder Ring wouldn''t eat my damn cereal (or did they save themselves for the sofa?).

I think we should add an ""undecided"" category.

Now that I''ve voted no, I kinda feel bad.

This whole poll is rather pointless though. Think about it....

If Sway ever DOES open the box, we will never know because the Demonic rat-shrimps from the Quizno''s commercials will pop out and serenade him to death...

Sorry Sway, been nice knowing you.

"belt500" wrote:

I think we should add an ""undecided"" category.

I thoght that was ""There was no box to begin with""

...:shock:

Heck no, given the time of year Jesus may be in there or the Easter Bunny

"spot778" wrote:

Heck no, given the time of year Jesus may be in there or the Easter Bunny

So you''re saying that opening the box will kick off the second coming?

How did we get the easter bunny again? wasn''t easter when jesus came back from the dead? Bunnies equate with that how?

""Oh children, don''t be scared that jesus is dead, have a bunny.""

I voted ""no"" but only because I think Sway should take the box to E3 so the hell bats can eat all the zombie publisher execs.

How did we get the easter bunny again? wasn''t easter when jesus came back from the dead?

no.. easter is when Jesus comes out of his cave, and if he sees his shadow, its six more weeks of winter.

or, more likely, six more weeks of unopened mystery boxes.

"evilroy" wrote:

no.. easter is when Jesus comes out of his cave, and if he sees his shadow, its six more weeks of winter.

or, more likely, six more weeks of unopened mystery boxes.

Great...did you hear that sway? You have to open the box in total darkness. I''m sick of winter, and if Jesus eating you whole is the price I have to pay for him not seeing his shadow, so be it.

No, he shall chicken out yet again.