Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

Hmmm- Damned Templar, New Cars, Peni in boxes (plural of penis i guess)....... It all sounds like this is it for the world.

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The countdown to the apocalypse has begun?

The box looks more like a book-shelf lying on its face...

"Lester_King" wrote:

The box looks more like a book-shelf lying on its face...

No false prophets during Box Week.

I''m pretty sure the Box is full (4 games?) of old Sega 32X games that the previous owner threw in there when he was pissed Sega dropped it after about 3 hours after it''s release.

Or it''s got a dead body in it.

Either way...pure evil.

If the box is containing evil material... then it should be no other than Richard Simmons''s workout videos... or his mecha-clone.

[shrugs] Disturbing...

"Lester_King" wrote:

The box looks more like a book-shelf lying on its face...

it has evil looking hinges. not a book shelf.

"groan" wrote:

it has evil looking hinges. not a book shelf.

Well, if it has hinges, wouldn''t the unspeakable evil contained therein have gotten out, stretched its legs by now?

"groan" wrote:

it has evil looking hinges. not a book shelf.

I believe the Necronomicon refers to them as ""Thine demonic flappy things betwixt lid and chalice of naught but strife.""

Can''t you pick those up at Office Depot?

"Rat Boy" wrote:

Can''t you pick those up at Office Depot?

You can definitely pick up strife at Office Depot. Just ask anyone for help!

"Nei" wrote:

then it should be no other than Richard Simmons''s workout videos... or his mecha-clone.

Maybe it''s the new Slappy Simmons(R), now with Intimidation and Lawsuits(TM)!

Maybe we should ask him to not open it? I think I''m afraid. Oops, I crapped my pants.

No, the box must be opened, no matter the cost. The hour of reckoning will soon be upon us, repent!

No, the box must be opened, no matter the cost. The hour of reckoning will soon be upon us, repent!

MAY THE BLOOD BE ON YOUR HANDS!

Especially when the cost is a few timezones away from me. I figure all that evil will get tired trying to make its way to my house.

"Dramatic Marlin" wrote:

Especially when the cost is a few timezones away from me. I figure all that evil will get tired trying to make its way to my house.

True....Evil IS lazy.

True....Evil IS lazy.

But Good is Dumb.

Real evil is lazy. Malevolence, thats where the motivation and energy is.

But which is in the box?

Well, if the box has been in there for a while, my money is on evil. Or malevolence with a bad cramp.

"Dramatic Marlin" wrote:

Well, if the box has been in there for a while, my money is on evil. Or malevolence with a bad cramp.

Mmmmmmm.... malevolence.

I think it''s a TARDIS containing a demon horde. Buh-bye, Maryland.

I can only imagine that malevolence with a bad cramp is like Pyro looking for a beer. Either move away or bend over and take it like a prisoner.

No one can be *told* what the box contains. They must see it for themselves.

"Kriegshund" wrote:

No one can be *told* what the box contains. They must see it for themselves.

And we all know what needs to be done in order for that to happen.

Road trip to Sway''s house?

Only if he doesn''t meet the deadline.

Road trip to Sway''s house?

Ah heck, why not. I already sold my soul to get a free frozen delight from Dairy Queen. I knew I should have asked for money.