Swaydora's Box - My Terrifying Find in the Attic

wow...a sequel?
gonna give it another go?

The Box...Part 3
In this episode Sway encounters cobwebs. The girlish screams could be heard for blocks.

I think what ever evil was in the box has already gave up and died waiting for sway to open the box. -imo

Yeah, even pure evil gets bored after a while.

**BUM BUM BUM** THREE WEEKS, UNTIL WE SEE THE BOX OF HORROR ON FIRE! *BUM BUM BUM**

I''m convinced this is all an elaborate publicity stunt for the release of DOOM 3

Sways gonna open that box only to find Carmack jump out and do an impromptu dance number, dressed in a hellknight costume.

I think he''ll only open the box when Duke Nukem forever gets released. Until then he''ll only keep taunting us. Eventually some of the programer among us will just get together and complete write, program and finish the game just to see the box opened.

Then again maybe not...

I still am going with one of my theories. There is no box. Only a sad milk-crate that smells like old asian people.

smells like old asian people.

Root Beer

edit: I will take any chance I can get to post the words ""Root Beer""

"Vector" wrote:
smells like old asian people.

Root Beer

edit: I will take any chance I can get to post the words ""Root Beer""

Hungry....

mmmmm old Asian people, Root beer, and a box of unspeakable evil.... Sounds like what I got to eat last time I went to Chi-Chi''s

Countdown: 3 Weeks.

That''s this friday, correct?

Next Friday.

"Vector" wrote:
Countdown: 3 Weeks.

That''s this friday, correct?

"belt500" wrote:

Next Friday.

Good Friday.
A very good Friday.

"Sway" wrote:
"Vector" wrote:
Countdown: 3 Weeks.

That''s this friday, correct?

"belt500" wrote:

Next Friday.

Good Friday.
A very good Friday.

[color=red][size=24]EVIL FRIDAY[/size][/color]

A more specific and synchronistic example of Friday the 13th representing misfortune occurred when the Knights Templar were rounded up and executed. The Knights Templar was a famous order of fighting monks formed during the Crusades to battle Islam. But Christian kings and church leaders felt threatened as the Knights Templar became more and more powerful. So, officers of King Philip IV of France carried out mass arrests in a well-coordinated dawn raid that left several thousand Templars - knights, sergeants, priests and serving brethren - in chains, charged with heresy, blasphemy, various obscenities and homosexuality. More than 100 Knights Templar were executed following the arrest order, which was issued on a Friday the 13th, 1307.

The box contains an undead Templar Knight, it has to!

"Certis" wrote:
A more specific and synchronistic example of Friday the 13th representing misfortune occurred when the Knights Templar were rounded up and executed. The Knights Templar was a famous order of fighting monks formed during the Crusades to battle Islam. But Christian kings and church leaders felt threatened as the Knights Templar became more and more powerful. So, officers of King Philip IV of France carried out mass arrests in a well-coordinated dawn raid that left several thousand Templars - knights, sergeants, priests and serving brethren - in chains, charged with heresy, blasphemy, various obscenities and homosexuality. More than 100 Knights Templar were executed following the arrest order, which was issued on a Friday the 13th, 1307.

The box contains an undead Templar Knight, it has to!

Like you don''t already know, oh wise one.

Hopefully the box will hold Sway''s long hidden manhood so that next time he encounters old slabs of wood he won''t cower like a timid four year-old. Honestly!

A little bit off topic... Is that as evil/good as Certis/Elysium are going to get? I enjoyed the evil-ution of Certis over time, but now he just seems...cute. And Ely looks less like God and more like a homeless Green Bay fan that happened upon some plastic raver angel wings.

I need more. Please give us Certisthulu and a truly radiant Elysium in, well, Elysium.

Anyone else feel an April Fool''s joke coming on?

I feel several coming on.

Aw, man; that would so rock if Sway''s box was a long-planned April Fool''s joke that he''s simply been building towards for months on end. That would be awesome.

....but unlikely.

...so you saying that Marry Jane is actually Bob Parker!?

"Nei" wrote:

...so you saying that Marry Jane is actually Bob Parker!? :shock:

Now that''s what I call HOT!

Good Friday huh? There''s symbolism there, but I can''t quite put my finger on it....

Hopefully the box will hold Sway''s long hidden manhood so that next time he encounters old slabs of wood he won''t cower like a timid four year-old. Honestly!

I''m not sure how I feel about Sway hiding his manhood in a box.

He should be hiding it in his pants like the rest of us poor slobs.

Wait, we are opening the box next Friday?! I just bought a new car, I don''t want to die yet!
Sway, we need to talk.
See you at home...

"swaydora" wrote:

Wait, we are opening the box next Friday?! I just bought a new car, I don''t want to die yet!
Sway, we need to talk.
See you at home...

Uh-oh... I can picture Sway''s face now:

Wait, we are opening the box next Friday?! I just bought a new car, I don''t want to die yet!
Sway, we need to talk.
See you at home...

(Kelso voice) BURN!

I was promised box opening! Where''s the box opening?

"Rat Boy" wrote:

I was promised box opening! Where''s the box opening?

It''s not good Friday. A week from today is good Friday...and 3 weeks from Sway''s last post. Today is 2 weeks since he said ""3 weeks"".