Official Gamers with Jobs Slap & Tickle Heard 'Round the World! October 23rd

My wizard was too busy kicking the bucket to a light breeze in Castle Ravenloft. I think Seraph will have to take over wizard duties from now on. He seemed to be able to leap off of 500ft cliffs with impunity with the wizard.

I'll have to look at some of the other wizard spells to see if there is anyway to make them sturdier. I know they are glass cannons but quite often in Ravenloft, especially with 5 players drawing encounter cards, you just run into bad luck. And it only takes a string of 2 traps, curses, environments or monsters to wipe the wizard.

oMonarca wrote:

I am so flying to the states next year.

You had better. No "Wah, I'm moving out of Lisbon" nonsense next year.

toph513 wrote:
oMonarca wrote:

I am so flying to the states next year.

You had better. No "Wah, I'm moving out of Lisbon" nonsense next year.

He's already told me that he's starting to save up. I am now, officially, an intercontinental enablird.

Cake was promised. I'll do my damnest sure to jump over the pond and elevate all the weirdness levels.

oMonarca wrote:

Cake was promised. I'll do my damnest sure to jump over the pond and elevate all the weirdness levels.

Bentacore has some competition then lined up for longest journey to Slap and Tickle.

Hedgewizard wrote:
toph513 wrote:

There was a time when I thought that the Cleveland S&T had a monopoly on crazy drunkenness.

I apologize for being narrow minded.

There are things that occurred at HedgeCon the likes of which even God had never seen. We're keeping it that way...

Booze, Rock Band, cigar-sharing. Crazy stuff.

Whoa - I am not sure why the audio on Jake's segment in the video is out - it's great on my home copy... I is perplexed.

HedgeWizard wrote:

Whoa - I am not sure why the audio on Jake's segment in the video is out - it's great on my home copy... I is perplexed.

I'm just deafeningly dreamy is all.

7inchsplit wrote:
HedgeWizard wrote:

Whoa - I am not sure why the audio on Jake's segment in the video is out - it's great on my home copy... I is perplexed.

I'm just deafeningly dreamy is all.

truth.

HedgeWizard wrote:
Certis wrote:

HedgeWizard's commentary took something beautiful and made it dirty. So, so dirty.

I aim to please!

toph513 wrote:

There was a time when I thought that the Cleveland S&T had a monopoly on crazy drunkenness.

I apologize for being narrow minded.

There are things that occurred at HedgeCon the likes of which even God had never seen. We're keeping it that way... ;)

Does that mean there's no video of you doing James Brown? Cause if there is, bring it!

Nerdtastic wrote:

Does that mean there's no video of you doing James Brown? Cause if there is, bring it! :D

To the best of my knowledge, no one captured the funk. And we're all better off for it.

HedgeWizard wrote:
Nerdtastic wrote:

Does that mean there's no video of you doing James Brown? Cause if there is, bring it! :D

To the best of my knowledge, no one captured the funk. And we're all better off for it.

I'm pretty sure Madgadabout had her iPhone going, so you're not out of the woods yet, Goodjer-Father of Soul.

oilypenguin wrote:
toph513 wrote:
oMonarca wrote:

I am so flying to the states next year.

You had better. No "Wah, I'm moving out of Lisbon" nonsense next year.

He's already told me that he's starting to save up. I am now, officially, an intercontinental enablird.

I think I may start to save up too. Just need to figure out if Ohio or San Francisco is more degenerate.

MrDeVil909 wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:
toph513 wrote:
oMonarca wrote:

I am so flying to the states next year.

You had better. No "Wah, I'm moving out of Lisbon" nonsense next year.

He's already told me that he's starting to save up. I am now, officially, an intercontinental enablird.

I think I may start to save up too. Just need to figure out if Ohio or San Francisco is more degenerate.

After talking with 7inch, I think Ohio "won" this year based on sheer volume of people passed out and the number of interactions we had with the cops but yes, start saving up. We have some big plans for next year.

Should I get a pyrotechnic license?

Life Coach 'n I can teach you a 'board game' we invented called dizzy bat in 2011.

People may drop the forum though...-from all the fatalities that would happen.

DJ Incompetent wrote:

Life Coach 'n I can teach you a 'board game' we invented called dizzy bat in 2011.

People may drop the forum though...-from all the fatalities that would happen.

DGR guys are no longer allowed to bring their own games or mix drinks for other people at GWJ parties.

HAHAHAHAHAHAweeeeee!!

Fans of meetups who just visit their recent threads page might be interested in Midwest Gaming Classic (Milwaukee in March).

HedgeWizard wrote:
Nerdtastic wrote:

Does that mean there's no video of you doing James Brown? Cause if there is, bring it! :D

To the best of my knowledge, no one captured the funk. And we're all better off for it.

I captured the funk! Enjoy!

7inchsplit wrote:
ApplepieChamploo wrote:

It's appropriate that 7inchsplit is actually maintaining poker face under the Demiurge dancing onslaught.

My thoughts during the whole thing: "Ignore the flailing, ignore the flailing. Just focus on the words. The words are your safe place."

Also, I want to personally apologize for all the mental damage caused by my veiny, sexual predator penis illustration. Particularly when contrasted with Vancouver's happy-go-lucky Kirby-style penis.

We're changing 7InchSplit's tag, right?
EDIT: examples - pa-pa-pa-poker face, stripper pole, ground out some GaGa

georob wrote:
HedgeWizard wrote:
Nerdtastic wrote:

Does that mean there's no video of you doing James Brown? Cause if there is, bring it! :D

To the best of my knowledge, no one captured the funk. And we're all better off for it.

I captured the funk! Enjoy!

So, Demi wasn't the sexiest one in San Fran....

Epic.

georob wrote:

I captured the funk! Enjoy! :P

The best part was the fact that he is wearing those wacky toe shoes.

MrDeVil909 wrote:
georob wrote:
HedgeWizard wrote:
Nerdtastic wrote:

Does that mean there's no video of you doing James Brown? Cause if there is, bring it! :D

To the best of my knowledge, no one captured the funk. And we're all better off for it.

I captured the funk! Enjoy!

So, Demi wasn't the sexiest one in San Fran....

BLASPHEMER!!!

Oh. Dear. God. Who the F is that guy and who let him into my house?!

I'm convinced now that the late great James Brown didn't use lyrics, he just sang whatever popped into his groovy head.

Rat Boy wrote:

I'm convinced now that the late great James Brown didn't use lyrics, he just sang whatever popped into his groovy head.

No, it makes more sense when Brown says it.

Way to bring the funk, West Coast.

Ha, so the Cleveland S&T wasn't the only one with an attendee wearing those foot shoes.