Employee Profile: Mex

Here's one just for the ladies! Mex is a constant source of content and inspiration for us all here at GWJ, and I think that extends to our forum community. His stories inspire us all to believe that maybe, just maybe, those Letters to Penthouse are actually true, because one of our own is apparently living that lusty latin life. And, he totally plays videogames. Mex, I dub thee, our champion, our knight in tarnished armor. Or should I say in tarnished amore! Purr.

I imagine he has just finished playing Mario Kart and is saying to a beautiful girl, "Now, will I pleasure you!"

1)Who the devil are you?

I'll skip this question, too philosophical. I mean, who the hell am I?
It is just as Descartes said "Buttery walnut- Oh, my name? My real name is Eduardo.

2) What are you supposed to be doing during the day when you're reading GWJ?

Let me ask my boss. Some kind of retail job, I think.

3) How about family? Kids? Pets? Particularly meaningful inanimate objects?

Not married yet, thankfully. No kids that I know of, and the lab has not returned the DNA tests. I am not very materialistic.... I do like my GBA, however. Gives me more pleasure per dollar than other kinds of entertainment.

4) What was your favorite game over the last year or so? Why?

Half Life 2, hands down. It was just like a movie. The Dog, the rides on various vehicles... Damn, the intro level was the best thing I've played in an FPS, ever.

I also got incredibly addicted to WoW, but like most of my relationships it only lasted a couple of weeks.

5) Which game are you looking forward to most?

I'm really looking forward to the Revolution games. I'd love to play games shaking my controller around like a sword or something. I'm really hoping they get that controller thingie to work. Have they shown any screenshots or something yet?

6) What is your fondest gaming memory?

Ultima VII. Not any particular event (perhaps just firing it up and seeing the butterfly), but the whole game was a great experience. The virtues are kind of a moral compass that I still try to follow (without much success).

7) Who do you think would win in a fight between Lichtenstein and Andorra?

I'm not sure how pop artist Roy Lichtenstein and first-in-country-lists Andorra would fight. I guess I'll go with Lichtenstein, because it kinda sounds like Frankenstein.

8) Finally, why do you play games at all? Why haven't you outgrown them?

I'm supposed to outgrow them at some point? Crap.

9) Thanks for taking the time to answer our hard hitting questions!
Any last words?

I love this website and my nipples are on fire.

Comments

Damn your catching me on my mispelling of Liechtenstein! Who puts an E there anyway? That E alone is enough to make me cheer for Andorra!

Stranglely, from the impression Mex creates in this interview, he's coming across as someone very shy, bashful, and introvert.

I believe there's been a mistake. Thats obviously a picture of me.

Mysterious man in the shadow...

I was hoping for a pic of some lovely latinas draped on each arm.

Mex? A fine figure of a man!

I long to stroke his luscious facial appendage.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:

Stranglely, from the impression Mex creates in this interview, he's coming across as someone very shy, bashful, and introvert.

I don't see where you got "bashful" or "shy", but that aside, there is nothing wrong with being an introvert.

I feel dirty leaving the front page up on my computer at work now. It needs a NSFHW (Not safe for homophobics at Work) tag.

Mex wrote:

No kids that I know of, and the lab has not returned the DNA tests.

Uh, I got news for you Mex. Meet your son. [Slightly NSFW adverts]

Man, you get around.

I'm trying desperately to keep myself from typing, "I'd hit it in the pooper."

Oh, whoops...

Eduardo? Dayum...that's almost as good as Fernando. *pauses for vapor break...flutter, flutter*

Oh, and nice guns there, big boy.

he's cuuuuute!
*swoons*

I'd do him.

I find the trend toward topless male profile pictures disturbing. And strangely intriguing.

Perhaps Elysium is gearing up for the "Boys of GWJ" calendar after all.

When the money starts rolling in, just remember who started it all.

We need some bank to start that GamersWithNipples site...All topless, all the time.

I find the trend towards guys saying they find Mex hot to be much more disturbing than the trend of employee profiles that show chest. I mean, Ganguro is a dude, right? And either way, as far as I can tell the only girl to respond so far was Duckideva. Is this a good time to mention that I assume all posters are guys unless their avatars and names clearly indicate otherwise? I can't tell you how long it took me to realize that slambie was a girl.

/online androgeny rant

Fedaykin98 wrote:

I assume all posters are guys unless their avatars and names clearly indicate otherwise?

Summary: OMG Girlz Don't Exist on teh Intarweb!!!!1

Didn't Mex get his reputation of lady killer by seducing a TRANSVESTITE?

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Is this a good time to mention that I assume all posters are guys unless their avatars and names clearly indicate otherwise?

Girl here, just want to say - I lika da Mex...da Mex, it is good, no? You lika da Mex? We allll lika da Mex!

Let me know when you start the topless female employee profiles, I'm ready for my closeup.

SillyRabbit wrote:

Let me know when you start the topless female employee profiles, I'm ready for my closeup. :wink:

This must be followed up on. Now.

That's not Mex. It's Dave Navarro. Silly sexually confused people.

Rabbit, I know YOU'RE a girl!

Uh, who votes Rabbit for the next employee profile, say, tomorrow?

dejanzie wrote:

Didn't Mex get his reputation of lady killer by seducing a TRANSVESTITE?

Wasn't he acquitted for that one?

Larsson wrote:

That's not Mex. It's Dave Navarro. Silly sexually confused people.

So then where are his tatoos, then?

ColdForged wrote:
SillyRabbit wrote:

Let me know when you start the topless female employee profiles, I'm ready for my closeup. :wink:

This must be followed up on. Now.

2nd'ed! And please, no air brushing. We want the natural Rabbit.

Let's face it, we'll never actually see a topless picture of SillyRabbit. And even if we do, it will be some gag with a black rectangle and/or 50% gaussian blur applied to it.

/somber reality

shihonage wrote:

Let's face it, we'll never actually see a topless picture of SillyRabbit. And even if we do, it will be some gag with a black rectangle and/or 50% gaussian blur applied to it.

/somber reality

Looks like Shiho forgot to take his Rad-X today

On the contrary, I think he took one too many Super Stimpacks. Or maybe, just maybe, iguana on a stick.

(sics Dogmeat on Fletcher & Lobo, runs away with arms flailing)