Any Greasemonkey scripters in the house?

Jeff-66 wrote:

Can someone write a GM script to prevent Google News from forcing the underlining of links? I would appreciate it.

I swiped the Stylish userscript for Google News - Lean and Clean and modified it for you as a GM script.

Google News Link Underline Remover

Mysteri0 wrote:

Can someone write a greasemonkey script that will make me taller, more attractive and also richer? You can do that with jQuery right? There is a function that will let it use the MyLife API right? ;)

There are some things even I can't do. Sorry.

Thanks Bonus!

Mysteri0 wrote:

Can someone write a greasemonkey script that will make me taller

In addition to this, I'd like to request a script that makes me good at basketball, and gives me an attractive looking ladyfriend I can converse with on the telephone.

If you've got the time, can you also add a button that dispenses a common magic trick, a club, and a Chevrolet made in the mid-sixties. Thanks.

Floomi wrote:

In addition to this, I'd like to request a script that makes me good at basketball, and gives me an attractive looking ladyfriend I can converse with on the telephone.

If you've got the time, can you also add a button that dispenses a common magic trick, a club, and a Chevrolet made in the mid-sixties. Thanks.

Yeah just roll all of this into the same script if you could... but try and keep it under 15kb...

Bonus, your script saves my sanity. What's left of it.

Floomi wrote:
Mysteri0 wrote:

Can someone write a greasemonkey script that will make me taller

In addition to this, I'd like to request a script that makes me good at basketball, and gives me an attractive looking ladyfriend I can converse with on the telephone.

If you've got the time, can you also add a button that dispenses a common magic trick, a club, and a Chevrolet made in the mid-sixties. Thanks.

Haven't heard that in a long time.

Floomi wrote:
Mysteri0 wrote:

Can someone write a greasemonkey script that will make me taller

In addition to this, I'd like to request a script that makes me good at basketball, and gives me an attractive looking ladyfriend I can converse with on the telephone.

If you've got the time, can you also add a button that dispenses a common magic trick, a club, and a Chevrolet made in the mid-sixties. Thanks.

I've been trying for days to find my post from last year where I posted that video because I couldn't get it out of my head, and now neither could anyone else. Even google failed me, let alone the GWJ search function.

I would've been like the World's Greatest Spokesperson in the World, having met your needs a year before you know you had them. Then the S&T happened and I forgot about the thread.

Can the "ignore_goodjers.js" script work in Chrome?

DSGamer wrote:

Can the "ignore_goodjers.js" script work in Chrome?

Who said that?

I believe you can use GreaseMonkey scripts in Chrome with no problems. Haven't tried it myself, but Google should show you the way.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
DSGamer wrote:

Can the "ignore_goodjers.js" script work in Chrome?

Who said that?

I believe you can use GreaseMonkey scripts in Chrome with no problems. Haven't tried it myself, but Google should show you the way.

Actually, this is me being a dolt. I followed quintin's link from somewhere else and didn't see the "Greasemonkey" part. Working on it now. Thanks.

I'm having trouble getting that ignore users script to work too. I've got greasemonkey installed in firefox, enabled, and greasemonkey lists ignore_goodjers as an installed and enabled script, but it doesn't appear to be doing anything. I've got two scripts, one with my list, and your original ignoring Floomi and you, but neither seem to be changing any posts. Has the format changed subtly, breaking your script?

DudleySmith wrote:

I'm having trouble getting that ignore users script to work too. I've got greasemonkey installed in firefox, enabled, and greasemonkey lists ignore_goodjers as an installed and enabled script, but it doesn't appear to be doing anything. I've got two scripts, one with my list, and your original ignoring Floomi and you, but neither seem to be changing any posts. Has the format changed subtly, breaking your script?

Wondering the same thing. Not working for me either.

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

At first blush it appears that the "requires" attribute may not work. In Chrome it says the $ isn't valid. So that's my guess. I found this, which seems to show another path to running JQuery in your scripts. Haven't gotten the chance to try it yet.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2246901/how-can-i-use-jquery-in-greasemonkey-scripts-in-google-chrome

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Did you ever get a chance to look at this. I really need to ignore someone.

DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Did you ever get a chance to look at this. I really need to ignore someone.

I SOWWY

*Legion* wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Did you ever get a chance to look at this. I really need to ignore someone.

I SOWWY

Hahaha. It's definitely not you. Not sure if that makes you feel better or worse.

DSGamer wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Did you ever get a chance to look at this. I really need to ignore someone.

I SOWWY

Hahaha. It's definitely not you. Not sure if that makes you feel better or worse.

Haven't, but I'm working on it right now. I was going to PM you about something anyway, so keep an eye out.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Did you ever get a chance to look at this. I really need to ignore someone.

I SOWWY

Hahaha. It's definitely not you. Not sure if that makes you feel better or worse.

Haven't, but I'm working on it right now. I was going to PM you about something anyway, so keep an eye out.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Did you ever get a chance to look at this. I really need to ignore someone.

I SOWWY

Hahaha. It's definitely not you. Not sure if that makes you feel better or worse.

Haven't, but I'm working on it right now. I was going to PM you about something anyway, so keep an eye out.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

Alright, here you go:

Ignore Goodjers User Script for Chrome

Just click the "raw" link on there, save it as gwj_ignoreusers.user.js (or really anything.user.js), then drag/drop it onto Chrome. Not sure if there's an easier way to do it, and you still have to edit

%APPDATA%\..\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\User Scripts\gwj_ignoreusers.user.js

to add/remove users from the ignore list, since Chrome user scripts don't allow using GM_setvalue or GM_getvalue, which would allow me to just add an "ignore" link under someone's picture. I'm sure there's an easy way to store/retrieve data, just haven't had time to look for it yet. As is, though, this should work just like the Firefox GM version.

Thanks. That worked perfectly. And on Mac. This is really clever. Well done.

Did So and So Tannhauser me?

Why does this thread keep saying updated?

I'm continually updating an old post of mine on a previous page just to drive you batty.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

I'm continually updating an old post of mine on a previous page just to drive you batty.

Who are you replying to? I installed the script as is and I see nothing from Bonus.

I wish there was something like this for iPhone. I check GWJ every once in a while from my iPhone / iPad and see people I don't want to see. I would imagine there's no such extensibility in Safari on the iPhone.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
DSGamer wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Could've changed. I'll take a look at it in a bit.

Did you ever get a chance to look at this. I really need to ignore someone.

I SOWWY

Hahaha. It's definitely not you. Not sure if that makes you feel better or worse.

Haven't, but I'm working on it right now. I was going to PM you about something anyway, so keep an eye out.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

Alright, here you go:

Ignore Goodjers User Script for Chrome

Just click the "raw" link on there, save it as gwj_ignoreusers.user.js (or really anything.user.js), then drag/drop it onto Chrome. Not sure if there's an easier way to do it, and you still have to edit

%APPDATA%..LocalGoogleChromeUser DataDefaultUser Scriptsgwj_ignoreusers.user.js

to add/remove users from the ignore list, since Chrome user scripts don't allow using GM_setvalue or GM_getvalue, which would allow me to just add an "ignore" link under someone's picture. I'm sure there's an easy way to store/retrieve data, just haven't had time to look for it yet. As is, though, this should work just like the Firefox GM version.

There must be something I'm doing wrong, even though I followed the instructions to the letter (of course, I replaced Bonus and Floomi with two other names).

You can't ignore me, Dee. I'm too powerful.

Are you dragging and dropping the file into the Extensions tab, under Settings? Think Google changed the way you install user javascript a while back.

I'm sure something's changed since I wrote it. I'll take a look in the morning.

FeralMonkey wrote:

Are you dragging and dropping the file into the Extensions tab, under Settings? Think Google changed the way you install user javascript a while back.

That is indeed what I did. I got it to work with Tampermonkey, though.