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I think that we are missing the bigger picture. We have the chance to create the worlds first Goodger-sourced Porno! I mean think about it, we have a great plot, a young desperate man (Boogle) who is willing to do anything for that first bit o' hot lovin'. So much, in fact, that he is willing to travel to a strange country (hey I am American...anything that isn't USA is "strange ) to seek out the instructions of a mythic master of the lovin arts, known as "El Mex" who is reported wise beyond his years.

We have enough photoshop Ninjas running around to handle the title and credit work. Dozens of English majors who are perfectly able to whip up a corny script. Just remember, we need "action" every 15 min. or so and at least one lesbian scene to sell to your prototypical Red-Blooded American Male.

For music, we need a suave Latin theme for the master and something special for the young padawan of love...like a country-fried version of Somewhere out There (use the Fievel version, the song hits on so many different levels)

There are some really good photographers on this site and after all what are movies, but moving pictures... they gots the skill necessary to make a smoking hit.

We will need some willing Actors/Actresses but considering the numbers of people throwing themselves at Mex, I don't think that this is a problem... just don't tell them about Boogle, let that be our little surprise.

Boogle can use his new found business acumen to finance the film and write off his trip South of the Border.

Come on people, lets make this work

dhelor wrote:
OldMud wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:

...I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

Is Mex's sword... Mexcalibur?

No. Mexamune.

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I thought he called it the Mexsaber.

SallyNasty wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
Yonder wrote:
Teneman wrote:
Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

When he came across this young man,
with teenagers and a double blow job.
And Boogle sat down on that couch,
and told his story-sob.

I bet you didn't know it,
but I like women too.
And if you wouldn't mind to share,
I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

"Now you've got some cards to play there, boy,
Yet you've never turned a trick.
But I can find a table with a sucker,
And I'm sure you'll wet your wick."

Fire in your loins, run boy run!
Boogles in the house of the sombrero sun!
The senoritas are nasty, nasty hoes!
When you are partying with Mex, anything goes!

I thought I sensed an epic country song in this thread. This is in mexceptional.

Ballotechnic wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
Yonder wrote:
Teneman wrote:
Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

When he came across this young man,
with teenagers and a double blow job.
And Boogle sat down on that couch,
and told his story-sob.

I bet you didn't know it,
but I like women too.
And if you wouldn't mind to share,
I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

"Now you've got some cards to play there, boy,
Yet you've never turned a trick.
But I can find a table with a sucker,
And I'm sure you'll wet your wick."

Fire in your loins, run boy run!
Boogles in the house of the sombrero sun!
The senoritas are nasty, nasty hoes!
When you are partying with Mex, anything goes!

I thought I sensed an epic country song in this thread. This is in mexceptional.

Podunk, make this song come to life!

Ego Man wrote:

I mean think about it, we have a great plot, a young desperate man (Boogle) who is willing to do anything for several STDs that will haunt him for the rest of his life.

I have not read this thread yet. But I will have to sit down for a few hours and do so.

I missed the last few pages of awesome. Please record this song. Also, we should work on a second verse.

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