I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Well played sir!

Duoae wrote:

Maybe it's just me but i've never seen a hotdog that looks like that before. Looks more like a double-headed dildo... not that i've seen one of those.... it's just that the ends look a lot like 'head'.

I have seen the Double Header. Let me tell you, that thing could be a self-defense weapon. It was 18 inches of dense, flexible rubber. You could really put the smack down on someone with that. Then the best part is that they would never admit it to anyone.

ukickmydog wrote:
Duoae wrote:

Maybe it's just me but i've never seen a hotdog that looks like that before. Looks more like a double-headed dildo... not that i've seen one of those.... it's just that the ends look a lot like 'head'.

They're just little turtle heads poking out...

Mex can push them back in.

dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

uh, Mex isn't even close to the same league. Mex at worst has relationship issues and really likes engaging in purely consensual acts. Weclock (IIRC) made posts indicating that some of his weren't exactly consensual, there is a world of difference.

Nevin73 wrote:
Duoae wrote:

Maybe it's just me but i've never seen a hotdog that looks like that before. Looks more like a double-headed dildo... not that i've seen one of those.... it's just that the ends look a lot like 'head'.

I have seen the Double Header. Let me tell you, that thing could be a self-defense weapon. It was 18 inches of dense, flexible rubber. You could really put the smack down on someone with that. Then the best part is that they would never admit it to anyone.

I really enjoyed that the DH was a weapon in GTA San Andreas. Something so utterly absurd about beating folks down with it. Unfortunately, I will never look at a hot dog the same way.

dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

Seriously. I've been around for nearly 3 years and never caught wind of that trainwreck... When the hell was all this?

WipEout wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

Seriously. I've been around for nearly 3 years and never caught wind of that trainwreck... When the hell was all this?

It is somewhere in the boogle thread. Not the memorial thread, but the one detailing boogle's adventures.

Go read the boogle thread - he is on about 5-6 pages of it. Basically just trolled boogle with really odd sexual content.

mudbunny wrote:
WipEout wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

Seriously. I've been around for nearly 3 years and never caught wind of that trainwreck... When the hell was all this?

It is somewhere in the boogle thread. Not the memorial thread, but the one detailing boogle's adventures.

Around page 25 or so, I think.

WipEout wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

Seriously. I've been around for nearly 3 years and never caught wind of that trainwreck... When the hell was all this?

Really? You two thought that the "dragon f*cking a car" meme just spontaneously came to be out of nowhere?

Come on people, can we please focus on Mex for a minute!

Quick Mex, tell a story about you being in a conga line between two girls you were dating but didn't know about the other, and the hilarious antics and change in pants (for all of you) that ensued.

Rat Boy wrote:
WipEout wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

Seriously. I've been around for nearly 3 years and never caught wind of that trainwreck... When the hell was all this?

Really? You two thought that the "dragon f*cking a car" meme just spontaneously came to be out of nowhere?

I wish I could say I created the meme, but I've seen things in GIS that can't be unseen.

Less Weclock (do you even need to be told that?), more Mex!

Yes! We have certain mexpectations that we mexpect to be mexpertly fulfilled!

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Yes! We have certain mexpectations that we mexpect to be mexpertly fulfilled!

Mexcellent...
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Two things:

  • Apparently missed the dragon-->car meme as well,
  • Until now, after having followed those links, I now wish I had missed said meme entirely.

Back on topic: Mex-- I'd give you advice, but you're world is strange and foreign to me. And not only because I don't speak Spanish, but because-- among other reasons-- I am married.

Boogle-- I'm rooting for ya, buddy. I'll see if I can't get some spare change your way soon.

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Marsman... you... you... bastard (swordsman)!

Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

Jolly Bill wrote:

Come on people, can we please focus on Mex for a minute!

Quick Mex, tell a story about you being in a conga line between two girls you were dating but didn't know about the other, and the hilarious antics and change in pants (for all of you) that ensued.

Hey, this thread is still going

Sorry guys, I spent the weekend playing TF2, nothing new to report.

She did call me, we spoke for a bit, I said I didn't want to talk to her, "I'll call you later", and that's it.

I'm fine now, she has to do her own thing and so do I, I'm not judging her, it just sucks to be lied to but that's where she's at now, she's a young girl. I could pour on the drama because we latinos are really good at that, but I'll just move on and if she wants to go out that's fine, but no sex.

Thanks for the funnies, GWJers

Oh hey, she's calling me now, coincidence

Mex wrote:

Oh hey, she's calling me now, coincidence

Maybe she's a goodjer in disguise who's monitoring you anonymously...

Mex wrote:

if she wants to go out that's fine, but no sex.

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No, no, no!!! You can't end this. You must carry on for all us living vicariously through your sexual escapades. Our lives will become soul-crushing voids without your stories of titillating adventures that we could never hope to have ourselves. Go bang that whore! Do it for the Goodgers!

All these mex-isms reminds me of the smurfs. So I present to you, Mex-smurf.

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ukickmydog wrote:

All these mex-isms reminds me of the smurfs. So I present to you, Mex-smurf.

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I'm not blonde...

Sounds like she's suffering from Mexlexia...