I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

MeatMan wrote:

Rat Boy - from one photoshopper to another, great work on that commandments image. I LOL'd. :D

Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I say to myself, "Dead God, is that what my hair's going to look like?"

Edit: And Rat Moses* now graces the top of the Goodjer Commandment thread.

* = I figured if Certis can Photoshop his face onto Nostradamus, why can't I do the same with Charlton Heston?

garion333 wrote:

I don't even know where to find a proper whorehouse. Reno?

The most famous (legal) one is probably the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. There was a great New Yorker article about the man behind it.

From the women I've spoken to who have worked there and do private work, though, their prices are pretty inflated.

trueheart78 wrote:

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Fantastic!! This thread does indeed deliver.

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Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

trueheart78 wrote:

Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

Setting up a paypal to fund this as we speak.

boogle wrote:
trueheart78 wrote:

Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

Setting up a paypal to fund this as we speak.

I like the new avatar, a Boogle without head seems somehow appropriate.

Also at the very least if Boogle manages to catch .0000000001% of Mex's cast-offs he'll get lucky four time over the course of a week.

Nosferatu wrote:
boogle wrote:
trueheart78 wrote:

Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

Setting up a paypal to fund this as we speak.

I like the new avatar, a Boogle without head seems somehow appropriate.

Also at the very least if Boogle manages to catch .0000000001% of Mex's cast-offs he'll get lucky four time over the course of a week.

So what you're saying is Boogle needs to head to Mexico to get head?

Been reading this site since late 2005 and I don't think I've ever had a thread deliver this epically.

trueheart78 wrote:

Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

This is the result I forsee:

IMAGE(http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/16/dividedbyzero.jpg)

trueheart78 wrote:

Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

Holes will be tearing!!

WipEout, I live three blocks from that place.

Please tell me that somebody else read the last couple of posts and thought of goatse. I need to know I'm not alone.

God, Nuevo Laredo is a hell of a place. You meeting those girls at Boystown?

WipEout wrote:
trueheart78 wrote:

Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

This is the result I forsee:

IMAGE(http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/16/dividedbyzero.jpg)

I think that house got hit with a... whore-nado

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YO TENGO CERVEZA. ¿USTED SERÁ AMIGA?

ukickmydog wrote:

I think that house got hit with a... whore-nado

Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha

From a female point of view....
Mex, you obviously are not putting out enough.

oops double post. nothing to see here. move on.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

From the women I've spoken to who have worked there and do private work, though, their prices are pretty inflated.

Oh, I'm sure it's the prices that are inflated. >_>

trueheart78 wrote:

Mex, you need help! We're sending Boogle down to act as girl repellent!

The question is - is Boogle's ability strong enough to nullify Mex's? Or will we tear a hole in the space-time continuum?

I predict it will end in tragedy. Boogle will deflect all the girls onto Mex and Mex will die of exhaustion.

Now accepting donations for operation el booglio, PM for paypal link.

boogle wrote:

Now accepting donations for operation el booglio, PM for paypal link.

Just post the link. I'm all for the site sending you to Mexico in exchange for hilarious stories, but I'd like some reassurance that enough people will donate to make it actually happen.

It seems to me that, if you want to find girls in a whorehouse, you can save the cost of the plane ticket and, um, "support your local economy" instead.

DF7 wrote:
boogle wrote:

Now accepting donations for operation el booglio, PM for paypal link.

Just post the link. I'm all for the site sending you to Mexico in exchange for hilarious stories, but I'd like some reassurance that enough people will donate to make it actually happen.

The paypal link wouldn't show up in the forums and I'm not terribly thrilled about posting my email.

I have a goddamn car. Said car has no effect on my wife.

Podunk wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:

I think that house got hit with a... whore-nado

Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol:

Ditto! LMAO!

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

I have a goddamn car. Said car has no effect on my wife.

Is she an underage girl who is impressed by guys with cars?

Paleocon wrote:

Someone needs to create a graphic of the Boogle/Mex continuum.

Well, i tried my best:

IMAGE(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/3719/booglemexcontinuumcopy.jpg)

It's not complete yet though... need some suggestions.

boogle wrote:
DF7 wrote:
boogle wrote:

Now accepting donations for operation el booglio, PM for paypal link.

Just post the link. I'm all for the site sending you to Mexico in exchange for hilarious stories, but I'd like some reassurance that enough people will donate to make it actually happen.

The paypal link wouldn't show up in the forums and I'm not terribly thrilled about posting my email.

How about an ascii progress bar? |-------*------------------|

Duoae wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

I have a goddamn car. Said car has no effect on my wife.

Is she an underage girl who is impressed by guys with cars?

Alas, no. I am neither Legion nor Mex.

DF7 wrote:
boogle wrote:
DF7 wrote:
boogle wrote:

Now accepting donations for operation el booglio, PM for paypal link.

Just post the link. I'm all for the site sending you to Mexico in exchange for hilarious stories, but I'd like some reassurance that enough people will donate to make it actually happen.

The paypal link wouldn't show up in the forums and I'm not terribly thrilled about posting my email.

How about an ascii progress bar? |-------*------------------|

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.