Good luck Mex.
My biggest concern in this situation would be STDs, but apparently Mex is immune.
In Soviet Russia, Mex infects STD's.
Fxeni wrote:The fact that I'm not surprised by someone having crazy sexual adventures while a majority of the people here seem to be surprised is interesting to me.
Are you reading a different thread than the million people who said that they knew who the author would be from the title? No one who has been here very long is surprised by anything that Mex writes.
Yeah, but lots of people seem like they haven't known many people like that. Then again, maybe I'm just hanging around the right (or wrong, as the case may very well be) people
Fedaykin98 wrote:DanB wrote:Encoded in this was a request that you don't go there and catch her out. Which may or may not warrant an apology on your part, depending on circumstance, if you want to keep seeing her.
Funny; I thought that encoded in there was her telling him, for reasons conscious or unconscious, to go there and find her.
Actually, on reflection, I think it might be both but I didn't go back and edit. But the part of it that needs fire fighting now is the being told not to go and catching her. If she also wanted to be caught then that might be something that needs unpacking somewhere else down the line.
On a more serious note, I'm leaning towards this. Unconsciously or not, saying something that blatantly obvious usually means she had perhaps considered coming out about it at the very least. Perhaps being the important word here.
*sits in armchair*
She wants him to save her but she's probably beyond saving.
*stands up*
What I'm curious about, Mex, is where/how did you meet her?
What I'm curious about, Mex, is where/how did you meet her?
Sunday morning mass.
Mex, if you aren't getting paid for sending this stuff to Playboy, Penthouse or Maxim, then you're doing it wrong...
Her cousin introduced us... She (the cousin) actually DID work in a "massage parlor", and coincidentally together they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing.
Wow this thread got big
MoonDragon wrote:What I'm curious about, Mex, is where/how did you meet her?
Her cousin introduced us... She (the cousin) actually DID work in a "massage parlor", and coincidentally together they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing.
I tell you, you can't make this stuff up... *shakes head in disbelief*
Her cousin introduced us... She (the cousin) actually DID work in a "massage parlor", and coincidentally together they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing.
It's all connected!
Her cousin introduced us... She (the cousin) actually DID work in a "massage parlor", and coincidentally together they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing. So I don't wanna judge, but it seems to be in the family...
I'll probably call her in a couple of days, I had fun times, but I just can't date seriously someone who I know is doing 5 other dudes a day, no matter how open minded I try to be.
This needs to be quoted in its entirety.
they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing
This thread is absolutely amazing.
Her cousin introduced us... She (the cousin) actually DID work in a "massage parlor", and coincidentally together they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing.
Sonovabeech! You are freakin' outstanding.
I just can't date seriously someone who I know is doing 5 other dudes a day, no matter how open minded I try to be.
QFT
When I grow up, I want to be just like Mex.
When I grow up, I want to be just like Mex.
I dunno man... some problems are better not having.
Although I do wonder what the whole trying the double BJ was all about. I must've missed that somewhere along the way.
Her cousin introduced us... She (the cousin) actually DID work in a "massage parlor", and coincidentally together they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing. So I don't wanna judge, but it seems to be in the family...
Mex, you have much to teach us.
All right, I've gone back through the Random Non Sequitur thread and compiled Mex's history with the...lady of the night:
I got a double teen bj this weekend, wow. So far, best year ever. I have nothing in common with them but f*ck it. They're in awe because I have a car
It's not my thing, I prefer 1 girl at a time, but it's quite an experience, everyone should try it.
I got really paranoid about a girl, she was talking too much about pregnancy, and the fact she isn't taking the pill. We did use a condom but I dunno, something about it freaked me out, I haven't slept much. It's probably nothing, but...
So I'm gonna see her in a few and convince her to drink the "Day after" pill since we did it yesterday, I don't want a little me running around the house yet. Hell I don't even have my own house.
edit: In case you're keeping track she's one of the two nice girls who gave me a simultaneous bj, and it was her cousin who got pregnant. Which was a double surprise because no one knew she was even seeing anybody.
So they're both teenagers, girl 1's may still be a hooker, girl 2's pregnant and works in a "massage parlor." This makes boogle's stuff look pedestrian by comparison.
This makes boogle's stuff look pedestrian by comparison.
Mex's stories make everything look pedestrian by comparison.
I have doubts that Mex is actually a real peson.
More likely it is someone who is just posting plots to various porn movies.
Her cousin introduced us... She (the cousin) actually DID work in a "massage parlor", and coincidentally together they're the same ones where we tried the double BJ thing. So I don't wanna judge, but it seems to be in the family...
I'll probably call her in a couple of days, I had fun times, but I just can't date seriously someone who I know is doing 5 other dudes a day, no matter how open minded I try to be.
Here's to hoping that Mex gets his happy ending.
Epic thread is epic.
Rat Boy - from one photoshopper to another, great work on that commandments image. I LOL'd.
Throwing a hotdog down a hallway at that point.
I never get to use this phrase and it is a favorite of mine. But on the bright side I've now picked up "You're breath smells funny." .. "It should, I just blew a clown!" along with "If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your girlfriends chin." that I picked up elsewhere this week. I'm a collector of sorts I guess ...
And to keep it on topic, Mex ... I have heard of the staggering rise in women resorting to prostitution throughout Russia but I hadn't thought about what Mexico must be going through. The reason I bring it up because it changes the equation when a majority of the women are doing it due to economic hardships and not that you go looking for it.
Mex, were the F* do you live?!
Honestly never heard the expression "hot dog...", looked it up. Awesome.
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