I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

So . . . is Mex the official anti-Boogle? If they wind up in the same location and touch, is there a massive matter/anti-matter sexplosion?

Boogle is the Anti-Mex. Mex's powers/proclivities were well know long before Boogle ever hit the scene.

Wow, my life is boring. And I think I prefer it that way.

MaverickDago wrote:

If you find yourself apologizing to an actual whore, for catching her lying about being an actual whore, in an actual whorehouse, you're doing it wrong.

sigged!!

Para Boogle!

Oh Mex.

You truly are a god amongst us.

As I sat here reading this thread, Eminem's "Love the way you lie" started playing in my head. Oddly enough, it seems like an appropriate soundtrack.

ukickmydog wrote:

See this is what happens when you take time off from TF2.

Yeah, but considering this, and all the other threads, do you still feel comfortable with him being the medic?

Grenn wrote:

There's other fish in the sea.

And apparently Mex is the Gorton's fisherman.

Boogle and Mex actually share a GWJ account, in a Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde kind of way.

I don't even know where to find a proper whorehouse. Reno?

Nosferatu wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

So . . . is Mex the official anti-Boogle? If they wind up in the same location and touch, is there a massive matter/anti-matter sexplosion?

Boogle is the Anti-Mex. Mex's powers/proclivities were well know long before Boogle ever hit the scene.

There is really only one way to test this theory. Boogle shall travel across the border in "El Booglio: Adventures in the land of Aztec Enchantment>"

And here I thought I had an interesting life...

Mex, I concur with the whole "shame reaction" angle regarding the girl in question. If you're cool with it then go for it!

...Also, donate your body to science... they may need to run some tests so that we might develop better antibodies in future generations!

Good, this thread is still here. I read it late last night and when I woke up this morning I was worried I had hallucinated the entire thing. The unicorns didn't help.

Polliwog wrote:

The unicorns didn't help.

They rarely do.

boogle wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

So . . . is Mex the official anti-Boogle? If they wind up in the same location and touch, is there a massive matter/anti-matter sexplosion?

Boogle is the Anti-Mex. Mex's powers/proclivities were well know long before Boogle ever hit the scene.

There is really only one way to test this theory. Boogle shall travel across the border in "El Booglio: Adventures in the land of Aztec Enchantment>"

Holy frijoles, that was hilarious.

Mex walks away after discovering his girl in a whore house.

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MrDeVil909 wrote:
Polliwog wrote:

The unicorns didn't help.

They rarely do.

They work great, until you find them working in the unicorn whorehouse.

Fedaykin98 wrote:
garion333 wrote:

I don't even know where to find a proper whorehouse. Reno?

No; prostitution is only legal in one county in Nevada. Well, that's not to say there aren't whorehouses in Reno, but they aren't the legal ones you may be thinking of.

I believe there are some brothels which allow one to have encounters with well-known porn stars, which must be the greatest marketing tie-in in history. "Youve seen her in Butt Sluts 12, now shag her rotten!"

They really sold out around Butt Sluts 3.

garion333 wrote:

I don't even know where to find a proper whorehouse. Reno?

No; prostitution is only legal in one county in Nevada. Well, that's not to say there aren't whorehouses in Reno, but they aren't the legal ones you may be thinking of.

I believe there are some brothels which allow one to have encounters with well-known porn stars, which must be the greatest marketing tie-in in history. "You've seen her in Butt Sluts 12, now shag her rotten!"

Fedaykin98 wrote:
garion333 wrote:

I don't even know where to find a proper whorehouse. Reno?

No; prostitution is only legal in one county in Nevada. Well, that's not to say there aren't whorehouses in Reno, but they aren't the legal ones you may be thinking of.

I believe there are some brothels which allow one to have encounters with well-known porn stars, which must be the greatest marketing tie-in in history. "You've seen her in Butt Sluts 12, now shag her rotten!"

My brain insists on telling me that there should be a body part after rotten.

Fedaykin98 wrote:
garion333 wrote:

I don't even know where to find a proper whorehouse. Reno?

No; prostitution is only legal in one county in Nevada. Well, that's not to say there aren't whorehouses in Reno, but they aren't the legal ones you may be thinking of.

I believe there are some brothels which allow one to have encounters with well-known porn stars, which must be the greatest marketing tie-in in history. "You've seen her in Butt Sluts 12, now shag her rotten!"

Throwing a hotdog down a hallway at that point.

Grenn wrote:

Throwing a hotdog down a hallway at that point.

boogle wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

So . . . is Mex the official anti-Boogle? If they wind up in the same location and touch, is there a massive matter/anti-matter sexplosion?

Boogle is the Anti-Mex. Mex's powers/proclivities were well know long before Boogle ever hit the scene.

There is really only one way to test this theory. Boogle shall travel across the border in "El Booglio: Adventures in the land of Aztec Enchantment>"

And, Boogle is now moving into the the 3rd person narrative.

Mex wrote:

I honestly have no problem seeing girls who get paid for sex

I know she had money troubles, and I tried to help her

Jonovision?

Good show, Mex. Eh, it's just a job that she was embarassed about. The real questions are a) can she tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue and b) could you date her while she still did that job?

I think the answer to question a affects the answer to question b.

Someone needs to create a graphic of the Boogle/Mex continuum.

Who knew that Mex would be the one to be the basis for Pretty Woman 2. Start writing the screen play sir, you will make millions.

gizmo wrote:
boogle wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

So . . . is Mex the official anti-Boogle? If they wind up in the same location and touch, is there a massive matter/anti-matter sexplosion?

Boogle is the Anti-Mex. Mex's powers/proclivities were well know long before Boogle ever hit the scene.

There is really only one way to test this theory. Boogle shall travel across the border in "El Booglio: Adventures in the land of Aztec Enchantment>"

And, Boogle is now moving into the the 3rd person narrative.

Incapable of getting laid in the first person, Boogle hopes a syntactical change improves his odds.

My biggest concern in this situation would be STDs, but apparently Mex is immune.

Mex wrote:

Anyway... Two days after having sex with a girl I met online

So, these past two weeks have been hell.

As it is, I've decided I don't ever want to have sex again. The stress, the panic of waiting for test results is unbearable. I've promised myself that if I do get out of this, I'll never have sex with anyone unless we're seriously like, almost married or something. I'd have to start a relationship based not on looks, but on what they are as a person. But, at least for 2 years, I don't want to have any contact with any girl. And, of course, there's the added bonus of having to inform them of this, so I want to avoid that too. I also said I'd go to church once a week.

I guess mostly I'll retire to be a hermit who plays WoW and works out a couple times a week.

I just want to cut off all contact with every girl I know. Well, except for a few really nice ones.

:/